I bought some beer whilst picking up my pig snacks
With the intention of drinking it at home when I eventually get out of here. However, if that gel-haired ponce sat 15 feet away fucks off and leaves me alone in the office, I'm getting stuck in.

Be proud of me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Tinnies at work.
A man after me own heart.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Bottles actually
of Tiger. The good stuff.

it was on offer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm crossing everything for you chick.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I've just realised said ponce has his back to me
God that's good stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I assume you've opened a beer and you're not having a crafty officewank?
If my assumption is correct, *highfives*. If not, go wash your hands, then I'll highfive you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You were correct
*highfive*

Also, thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Because the thought would never have occurred to you otherwise.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Absolutely not
I refer you to the point I'm sure I made once upon a time about how I was sweet and innocent until you internet-met and thoroughly corrupted me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

And I'll refer to the response I'm sure I made:
Yeah fucking right mate.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

A response with absolutely no flaws
Frankly, I'll agree with anything you say right now. Gel-head has pissed off so it's beer in one hand, cock in the other.

Once I finish typing.

Now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*looks disapprovingly*
You're so getting fired if they check the CCTV.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Sorry, I can't hear you
over how awesome this drunken officewank is. I'm very impressed at how bendy you are

IN MY MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)