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That last thread is getting dull.
What you having for dinner?

Alt: What regional words do you use? Do you call dinner 'tea' or use words like 'nowt' in every-day langugage?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:38, 244 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Begorah and tooraloo sure and I wouldn't be doing that, sor.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)
So you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I regularly lapse into Scots
As I in fact sound rather posh it can be frightfully peculiar, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)
me too
I use words like 'pochle', 'greet' and 'glaikit'

Most people in England have no idea what I'm blethering about.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Great words
I'm a big fan of 'bawbag' and 'erse'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
1. No fucking idea, old boy.
2. Certainly fucking well not*. What kind of buffoon do you take me for?


*apart from as a tool of mockery
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Clearly this thread doesn't apply to a man of your social standing Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Quite so, Jeffers, quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)
*Doffs hat*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)
*adjusts tie*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)
*starches collar*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
*whips servants*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)
*Buys new slaves at a street auction*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)
"tea" is scones and crumpets n stuff innit
Dinner is where it's at. I'm thinking Greek pork chops & baked augergine this evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Oi, mrs
where's that recipe you promised me? :)
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
OOOOPS!!!
It's here in the pooter desk, somewhere - I left it here so I wouldn't forget :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)
That sounds great.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
It is rather yummy :)
I'm grand, thanks Monty - and your good self? My, what lovely teeth you have...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
All the better to eat you with.
I'm good: seeing my child in one hour and most excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Gonna get your fort out?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Is it still popular toy-choice at Boyce Towers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)
Damn right it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)
And does your daughter still play with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Hoorays!
See the auto-suggestion; now I'm talking to you, I've unwittingly poured a glass of wine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)
I have driven you to drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:07, Reply)
And there was me, thinking you didn't drive.
*Lives and learns*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)
Please be so kind
as to shut the door on your way out of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I love it when you ask me to leave the Internet.
I feel validated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)
If I have dinner early then it's tea
and then you have supper a bit later. Lots of my friends call lunch 'dinner' though, which infuriates me.
And I'm northern. We have loads of stupid words for stuff - fortunately though I don't sound as ridiculously northern as some people I know.

No dinner Jeff, I'm off babysitting and then to the cinema. I'll have some crisps or something.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Orange Wednesday is cinema day berk!
What are you going to see?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Yeah but tuesdays is cheap cinema ticket at cineworld night
I'm going to see Black Swan. And as you so kindly pointed out, I don't often have a friend to take to orange wednesdays, so nyer.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
I just meant that Wednesdays are usually the best value day to go.

What is Black Swan all about?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I think it's the Naomi Campbell story.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:07, Reply)
I hope the accurately recreate the battering of someone with a telephone.
It'll be like a modern-version of Scum but with a mobile, rather than a snooker ball in a sock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Dinner is the one in the middle of the day!
damn it. And you're having packed butties
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)
My favorite word is mither.
And I'm having carrot and coriander soup for dinner. When I'm at home it's tea but when with my middle-class bretheren, it's dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
I don't think I've ever used the word 'mither'
Until just then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Do you know what it means?

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Is it to fuss over something?
(Not sure, I'm from the south).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Sort of. To bother someone.
As in stop mithering me you bloody cats.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)
I wonder how far south the word goes?
Because I don't think I've ever heard it being used.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)
when my mum was being stressy
my dad used to say she was giving off myther-waves
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)
my mum used it all the time
my dad also likes "fettle".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)
I forgot about fettle.
Since moving away from my home town I forgot a lot of words.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)
my grandma used to work down t'mill in tod
and the "fettler" was actually the man who came to fettle the machines. as they got paid for what they produced, the poor sod got it right in the neck if he didn't fettle fast!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
As in 'fine fettle'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)
no
as in "get it fettled, lad"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Meaning?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)
if only there were some magical way you could look this up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)
So it's like a Northern 'Google'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)
In this instance it means "fix" or "mend"
but you're also right about "fine fettle", as in good mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)
The North is too confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

confusing shit
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)
If I have guests or go out, it's dinner.
Otherwise it's supper. Tea is at 4pm. Luncheon is at one.

It's not fucking hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)
well then
you're doing it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)
And do you cut the crusts off your cucumber sandwiches?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I bloody love cucumber sammiches.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)
On some Hovis?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Thinly sliced white bread.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)
With the crust removed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Yup!
A bit of butter and thinly sliced cucumber.

Nomnomnom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Do you occasionally have watercress for a bit of variety?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
ah
you poncey southerners have no idea - is breakfast 8pm or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)
hahaha
No. Breakfast is the time when your housekeeper wakes you with the newspapers and a tray containing your first meal of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Oh fuck you Jeff, I did an awesome reply to that sexist thread, fucking wicked one, and now no one is going to see it.
You, my friend, have just made an enemy, for life.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Sorry Gonz.
Why not post your reply here?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I saw it Gonz
It was good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)
I saw it and replied.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)
I only use the Queen's English
And it's entirely RP.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)
I just don't know
alt: you could probably take your pick from here www.yourdictionary.com/grammar/slang/redneck-slang-words.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Does the same apply to your 'kinfolk'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)
yee doggies
we're tighter than a frogs ass 'round here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Do you know anyone called Cletus?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)
nah, I know a buck though

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Tee hee
We met a proper Redneck trucker in Dallas last year.

We taught him to call himself a chav and he was delighted - he kept walking up to people and saying "Ah-m a Chaaav, man."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
how do you even say chav?
would you consider a redneck a chav?
I would think that'd be a "wigger"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This boy was actually a switched on guy
Who had his own, small trucking company.

But he came from some hick village in Alabama. Really nice guy but even more lost in Dallas than three Brits.

Chav rhymes with have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)
switched on guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Clever, intelligent, able gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
gotcha
you'll get to encounter loads of rednecks when you come to 'merka
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I come every year
He was the most spectacular.

Although my one and only visit to Las Vegas is still etched in my mind for it's walking talking horrors.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
oooooooooooohhhhhh I didn't realise
manassas is ghetto
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Is it really?
All looks a bit upmarket to me - never been there, but all the downtown stuff looks a bit twee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I suppose it depends on which part you are in

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I'm not sure what's for tea, need to nip t'shop for scran.
Alt: nowt, owt, reet, clawk, ginnel, littl'un, parky, mardy, spawny.. (you get the gist, I'll stop now)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Aha!
Now I've remembered two of my favourite colloquialisms - clarts/clarty = mud/muddy and "glakey" which is an adjective for retarded, vacant mouth-breathers. You can also noun it to fuck and call someone a glake e.g. "Hev ye seen yon glake awa there, playin' in the clarts?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)
nowt is a perfectly reasonable word
as are Myther and Nesh

evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Nesh is a perfectly acceptable word.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)
What does nesh mean?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)
it's a word used to describe one who gets cold easily
OO, a good one is 'chongy' it refers to melted cheese when it gets all stretchy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Susceptible to cold weather.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)
my old man is gypsy
so we use a lot of 'chavvy', 'chored', 'cushti bok' and 'gavvers'. lovely selection there
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)
What does 'cushti bok' mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)
originally good luck, but we use it if we've had a touch
e.g. i got tickets to see wolfmother... 'cushti bok'
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)
What a fantastic phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Here in Kent we still use lots of gypsy language
I once had a boyfriend who always called children 'little chavvies'. He had mates who regularly chored motors, and sometimes I called him moosh.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:30, Reply)
haha yer a mush
we use 'parney' for piss an all
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:33, Reply)
When I was with The Farmer (my ex)
our next door neighbour's mother had been a proper Romany who lived in the old style horse pulled caravan. She used to keep her money in her knickers too.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:37, Reply)
yeah my dad lived in one until he were 16
my uncle was born in it too. that life ent for me, not a trailer with an outdoor fucking lavvy and a copper bucket for nights :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)
sounds fun though

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:45, Reply)
i wouldnt mind a houseboat
thatd be the bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)
except in storms

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
be even worse in a trailer
those cunts dont float
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
I don't blame you.
It's a hard life always on the move. So many gypsy women look 60 by the time they're 35 because it's so bloody hard on them.
Somewhere warm to pee is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:45, Reply)
fuck yer
and somewhere with less spiders
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)
The second party of My Big Fat Gypsy wedding in on Channel 4 this evening.
*As you were*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Dunno, eating at my mates for the footie.
Alt - Lush and gert
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)
The world according to Bob.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qU0sNz0h0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I use many Northern colloquialisms on account of my Father's Yorkshire heritage
However, I believe that dinner and tea are distinctly different meals. Tea is more snack-based and likelier to happen at around 5pm. Dinner is a sit-down meal of a more formal nature, at 7pm or 8pm.

So there.

Dinner is sandwiches and beef jerky from Tesco at my desk. This is rubbish. What is less rubbish is that the lack of management in the building at this time means I'm watching Top Gear on one screen whilst working on the other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)
so by definition, your dinner, is actually tea

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Well spotted
Spectacularly well spotted, in fact. I am appropriately chastened by your quick wit.

There is no way to make the above not appear sarcastic in type, but I actually mean it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:39, Reply)
mhmm

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Seriously
Try to bear in mind that I actually rather like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)
I'm confused, are you attacking me or do you think I'm attacking you?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Just get a room, kids

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I just want to touch his hair is all

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)
My hair is at your disposal
+pubic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
I doubt it's as pretty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)
My tattoo is the prettiest part of me
And it's actually right near my pubes. Genuinely. I'll prove it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I think there's absolutely no way for you to prove it unless you're standing in front of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
I could send you a picture

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
that's not proof!
I could send you a picture of my beautiful, lithe body...doesn't mean it's the one that's typing this post
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Ah, but
A picture of my tattoo and other similar-proximity features are surely preferable to any photo involving my face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
ARE YOU GOING TO SEND ME A COCK GAZ?
I must say, a man with a tattoo near his junk is so so gay
even though I like your face and hair, I think it's just gay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Whilst I love my tattoo to death, I'm tempted to agree
Wouldn't change anything about it though. Also; PROBABLY NOT, UNLESS YOU ASK ME NICELY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)
That's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Hahaha
Well played, madam
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)
0-0 Darth.
At the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I thought you meant between me and Kristine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Still 0-0 Darth.
Blackpool are 2-0 up though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Against United?
Fuck off are they
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Half time at Bloomfield.
2-0 Blackpool, they could have had more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Oh dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
2-2 now
Oh Blackpool, you have to play for more than 70 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
WHAT?
Gawd. I'm saying it's good that you wouldn't change anything about it.
I wouldn't want you to say "yeah, I fucking hate it and regularly scrub it with a brillo pad"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Oh
I thought you meant "That's good" in response to my comment about the cock-gaz. I believed that you were implying that no "ask me nicely" request would be forthcoming from your good self
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
well
don't hold your breath or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)
*exhales, relieved*
Thanks, it was getting a bit hairy there.

*puts camera away, reluctantly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I hope it's not
too hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Played
Again

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Neither actually
I'm trying to stop you thinking that I might be attacking you. I like this suggestion above, incidentally. Although I think meeting halfway might place the room in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Alreet flower? Why's tha't'job so late?
(N.B. I have not gone mad. I am getting into the spirit of the thread and being regional)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Nowt wrong me'duck, just crammed
(N.B. me too)

Lots of work on and getting paid overtime to do it. How's thee?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Am reet, bit knacked like.
Got wine though, so it's grand.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I bought some beer whilst picking up my pig snacks
With the intention of drinking it at home when I eventually get out of here. However, if that gel-haired ponce sat 15 feet away fucks off and leaves me alone in the office, I'm getting stuck in.

Be proud of me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Tinnies at work.
A man after me own heart.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Bottles actually
of Tiger. The good stuff.

it was on offer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I'm crossing everything for you chick.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)
I've just realised said ponce has his back to me
God that's good stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I assume you've opened a beer and you're not having a crafty officewank?
If my assumption is correct, *highfives*. If not, go wash your hands, then I'll highfive you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)
You were correct
*highfive*

Also, thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Because the thought would never have occurred to you otherwise.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Absolutely not
I refer you to the point I'm sure I made once upon a time about how I was sweet and innocent until you internet-met and thoroughly corrupted me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)
And I'll refer to the response I'm sure I made:
Yeah fucking right mate.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
A response with absolutely no flaws
Frankly, I'll agree with anything you say right now. Gel-head has pissed off so it's beer in one hand, cock in the other.

Once I finish typing.

Now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
*looks disapprovingly*
You're so getting fired if they check the CCTV.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Sorry, I can't hear you
over how awesome this drunken officewank is. I'm very impressed at how bendy you are

IN MY MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Y'reet, Bella, me ol' Marra?
Have yer got thon reet classy Lambrini that yer gadgee Mr Patel sells, like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Aye, TD. It 'ent Lambers though.
Went posh for t'evening. How's tha?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
As happy as a retard with a flag
After eight years I still struggle with Brat-fut dialect sometimes.

Marra is Cumberland and I've kept it in my repertoire.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
See my above post.
If you can tell me what all the words mean you can stay.

If not, I'll be round at yours with a pitchfork in 20.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
How will you get past the border guards?
You know that your sort can't get to this side of Canal Road without a passport.

I know most of them but when you've got a huge ratarsed Brat-fut geezer bellowing stuff like that at you, interwoven with "send 'em back to where they came from" sentiments, it's a bit hard to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)
I understand.
I am quite used to the people of which you speak.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)
They occasionally make a beserker-style raid
On The Symposium (Idle Village) where I drink fine wine with my genteel middle class chums.

Usually when they've "accidentally" set The Alexander on fire. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I must say, I'm glad I live in a nice* area.
(qualification: nicer than most places in Bradford)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
It's not bad up here
But I can gaze out of my window at the executive penthouses of Thorpe Edge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Are the Florests ready for Brizzle this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
I actually still reckon a draw is on the cards mate
I'll be pissed off if I'm still here come kick off, I'll tell ye that fer nowt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Will you be online post-match to mock my favourite team?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Not a prayer
Based on the progress of today thus far I'll be asleep as soon as the match finishes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
scut, chiseler, wagon, smig, siopa ...
there are a few more but I'm fairly sure they're not regional, just my family being weird.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
That's a fierce collection

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
got to break out the cupla focal every so often.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Is leispiach tú?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
is maith liom caca milis!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Will somebody please remind me
why I choose to babysit two toddlers for a pittance? *weeps softly*
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Because you like the little bleeders really?
How much longer do you have them for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
It's a good bloody job I do
I'm just putting the older one to bed thankfully, they've been a right handful this evening.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)
What time is the film starting?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Once she's buried the bodies

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
And the boyfriend has been round for a fumble on the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
She likes to take him upstairs to the owners bedroom
and get him to wipe his cock on the inside of the curtains
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
until you said something so colourful
I didn't realise it was you. OMG I'm going to be eating with you this weekend - I'm really excited! You're not getting any of my chocolate tarte though.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
You're bringing your black girlfriend instead of Roota then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Now Roota's on a diet
how else am I going to get my booty centric thrills
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Man, you need to be putting some junk in dat trunk
Bitches be listenin' to yo man, you need to be tellin' her to get them pasties down her throat bro' or there ain't gonna be no wedding.

You don't want to be waitin' for no skinny bit to totter down the aisle, you want some hustle in the bustle, something to wiggle along behind her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Such oratory
Will you be my best man?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Only if i'm allowed some naked pictures of your fiancee
and first dibs on the bridesmaids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I think you should ask the source for the first bit
She's most obliging usually. The bridemaids will likely be rough scallies in puffy tracksuits, what with them being from Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I hadn't thought of that
I probably don't want a go then, they'll only nick my wallet and hubcaps.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Then force you to marry them
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Princess Superstar aka Christina Aguilera's mum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNgAlMLjhk
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
If berk were to film what she got up to
it would only be suitable for release through certain adult websites.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I hear 4chan are about to launch
a board specifically for berk images and link exchanges
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I heard she was the first person to film a DVDA scene

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I don't want to start a new thread for this
but my friend has been taking classes and has now been approved to accept a foster child on a temporary basis, 3 months.
The more I talk to her about it the more I'm convinced she's only doing it for money and I think that's just fucked up.
I think the child deserves a loving home and I know my friend will take good care of her, but for all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)
How much does taking in a child pay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I don't think it's much.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
welp, she's just told me "$150 a night!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Get yourself half a dozen little cunt-fruits on loan K,
You'll be able to go travelling in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Errrrm, no I disagree
There are people who are well off and can afford to take in foster children and provide them with a lot of love and affection without wanting anything other than the good feeling they get from doing it.

But there are others who would love to provide a loving and safe environment for foster children, but who simply don't have the means to do it, so getting paid is perfectly reasonable in that instance.

My Aunt and Uncle are foster carers, and I was talking to my Uncle and although he likes helping the kids out, he was very open in saying that if they weren't getting paid quite well for it, then they wouldn't be doing it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)
you're talking about people that want to provide a loving and secure place for children
I'm talking about my friend that wants a steady paycheck
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Does she love kids?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
anything she has said to me about it hasn't involved anything including the word "love"
she's said it's good hours and good pay, that the permanent ones have a lot more training and better pay, a lot of the kids have an "issue", that she'd thought about doing the permanent but hasn't looked into what it takes to get certified
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
She sounds dubious then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
it's none of my business but it annoys me

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Well in that case I hope she gets face aidz and can't look after any more kids.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I agree.
Fostering should be seen as a job, unlike adoption of course. Some people will be good at this job and hopefully the ones who aren't will be weeded out.

My sister had a friend with a small child who had training in childcare. She didn't want to go back to work in a nursery so decided to go into fostering. She took on a very cute but very disruptive child and worked wonders with him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I'm going to have a yoghurt and some salad
I never feel like eating after exercise. Then I'll have a nice bath. Or I might have the bath first! Oh the decisions.

Alt: Not sure if they're regional, but I call people bbz, love, sweetheart and other assorted sickly names.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
It's regional if you live with Care Bears.
I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Haha!
Jeff, go on links and find the video of the Beefeater tourguide. He's funny as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)
*Goes for a look*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Oooh. There are 4 parts to it.
I've just watched the second part. Very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:43, Reply)
He's great isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
He's very entertaining.
I've just watched part I.

I'll watch parts III and IV tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I live with a ginger and a turk.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Didn't one of them join b3ta for 2 minutes?
I distinctly remember sleazing over a regular's flatmate.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
She's a proper member now, she's bashed and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
The red haired one is a b3tan
she's not as sexy in real life as she appeared from her photos.

That sounds really harsh, I'm not saying she's a minger or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
You do know she's on here.
Don't be a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
She's here right now?
Is she naked?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Did she dissapear after the meal on saturday?
I don't remember seeing her at the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Spent a lot of time being a dirty smoker, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
As far as I know, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Shame
I bet she's got lovely porcelain skin
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Mmmmm lovely pale redhead skin
I'm convinced that's why certain people dye their hair black, to hide their gingerness.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Surely you can check that their collar and cuffs match?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
HugZ4U Bbz

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
w8 4 me

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
4eveh 2gether

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
wiv de angles

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
thx bbz
I need it.

Be careful, my superpowers have seen people turn to jelly babies due to my waves of sweetness before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
You couldn't if you tried
you don't realise that beneath this evil exterior I'm one of the sweetest people in the world.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
You are rather lovely when you want to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Are you coming to Blousies bash?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
It all depends on when my exams are.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
You loser
Exams are for pussies
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
If I don't I may well go.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
If I'm not paying attention I'll lapse into Barnscasterfractian and start saying "tha" insead of "you" and "yersen" instead of "yourself".
Sometimes I even revert to shortening the "a"s in words like "water" and "father", so they sound like "watta" and "fatha".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I live in Germany.
My regional word use is too long to list here. Suffice to say my favourite word is 'Entshuldigung'. It means 'sorry'. It's such a bloody long word to have to say when you want someone to move out the way...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Or crowded rail platforms do people still shout
Drang nach Osten?

Or did that stop in the 40s?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

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