You not throttled any kids then?
My uncle drinks in the pub next to that dress shop .
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To be fair to them they are alright.
We have a couple of tear aways but they seem to be enjoying having a bloke in the class and are working. That is awesome please get a wedding dress with led polka dots!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Imagine his face!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Haha
bizarrely I saw the woman making that parasol and thought of you.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I wish they'd invent an anti-sun pill

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Not as cool as parasols though
do you just burn really quickly or are you a bit allergic, like?
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Bit of both
I've got rosacea nowadays, but even before then, 20 mins in the sun was enough to make me burn and get ill later that night.
Others in my family got repeatedly burnt until they could stand it, but I totally covered up when I was 17.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I've just read the wiki entry for that
can't say it sounds fun, especially as I'm seemingly quite high risk for it. I hope you don't have it too badly?
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Comes and goes.
Made a potion out of flaxseed and oats at the weekend.
Burnt initially but seems to be calming the face down.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

My mother has it
she finds it quite hard to find good stuff to help it. Any ideas apart from the flaxseed/oats?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

According to the wiki article
if they wang you on certain types of antibiotics it quite often fucks off. In most but not all people though.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Are you like me lar?
5 minutes in the sun and I look like Simon Weston.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I sent my mate and the fella a pic of him today
and a caption saying "Happy Burns Night!"

And yeah, that's me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

CLASS!
I fuckin' love that.

*Makes a note to be just as amusing next year*

Had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Had my review in work, which went well.
Work was meh in general though. As a hooman I'm good though.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

No complaints.
Other than with Orange. You order a new phone, the cunts cut you off.

How does that work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I'm with those cunts.
They send me broken phones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Maybe they were transferring your number or something?

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Was the film good berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Yes, very
in an intense mindfuckery kind of way.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Sounds a bit intense.
Tell me about the sweets/snacks you got to enjoy the film with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I didn't!
*sniffs* I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema without nibbles. Before tonight, anyway. Totally had a kinder bueno when I got in though.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Not a fan of paying the cinema pick n mix prices eh?
You're not alone.

Do you know, that in my 36 years, I've NEVER been tempted to by a hotdog before seeing a 'picture' (got knows what it's called these days).

Why would anyone think.... 'Night out, I'm going to see a film, I can't possibly go for a couple of hours without a hotdog?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Cinema pick n mix can fuck off
I'll go to the one in the tesco metro in town if I want pick n mix.
Also, ikea's where you need to be at for hotdogs. I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone eat a hotdog at the cinema...
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Hotdogs are cinemas
Are like seeing a baby pigeon, or the yeti. No one has ever seen 'em.

Ikea hotdogs? The only way my ex could ever get me to Ikea was with the promise of hot-dogs at the end of it. 15p they were back then. I'd follow her about as she spend hundreds on bits of ply-wood, all for a cheap hotdog.

One, of the many reasons, why I need my head examined.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)