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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Wembley
Que sera sera!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:51, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I feel like I just read this elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Oh boy, did you totally hit the refresh button twice?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
shut up
I'm listening to Rachel Stevens.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
If I were in your shoes
I'd *something* before I *something*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
my bff had the cd with this on it sent here for my birthday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5q6yahgWjI
one of my favorite songs evah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I don't know that one

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Rachel Stevens.
Is she the pretty one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'd say so.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)
What a beautiful set of goals
I'm only pissed off that Blackpool managed to throw away such a great chance.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

The only think that pisses me off. Is that City have lost to those benders FLOREST.

Darth will be lording it tomorrow. In a gay way, granted. But lording it all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Gay-Lording if you will.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Exactly.
Like the Lord of all the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Plus he wears sequins

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Nicklas bendtner
Well done that man. I didn't know he had it in him. Apparently Blackpool were denied a pen?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
You going Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Yep
Plus my old man has got me the box at the emirates towards the end of the season. The firm he works for have given him some dates so i'm going to have a look at the fixtures when I get them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
That'll be nice.
I used to get hospitality at the rugby quite often a few years back, it was always a good day out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Watched the game with my west Ham friehd
He was not happy . I think Birmingham will win tomorrow though
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Either way, Arsenal are expected to win the cup now.
Were you quite hopeful that Blackpool would hold on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Yeah I was really but nevermind.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Following the BBC text in the first half
(Whilst watching BBC2 and listening to Radio Bristol) it sounded like Blackpool could have scored 3.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
damnit I came here hoping for a new thread
and then there is one but it's bloody football :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Nah, we'll talk about something else
Do you want to talk about Gypsies?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I don't know much about gypsies, either
But I think I look like the kind of person who needs lucky heather.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Have you seen
My Big Fat Gipsy Wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
no, but I heard about it on here
which is how I view most modern culture these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I love how they have to subtitle them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
The grabbing was really weird and horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
??!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Gypsy girl ritual
where a boy grabs a girl and tries to force her to kiss him. It can apparantly get very violent, but she has to resist because if she gives in then her reputation is ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
that's kinda scary
what if you are clearly harder than he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
judging by the program
and other gypsies I've seen that doesn't often happen. The men do a lot of manual labouring and the girls are all really really slim
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
They do manual labouring
because none of them go to school so they can't get jobs that involve being able to read or write.

Shocking Racism
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I saw a documentary
on travellers in Ireland once. The level of disease because they don't trust outside doctors, child abuse and illiteracy was actually shocking.

It's something that has to be carefully considered though. You can't kick people out of their homes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Don't you criticise them
it's their culture innit. If they want to be violent misogynistic criminals then what right have you got to point that out.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
You're right Al
we've got to accept other cultures and love them all equally as human beings
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Unless they're brown.
Or Catholic.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
In which case
kill the fucking bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
What about a brown Catholic?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
some kind of pacific islander converted by a missionary?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Or possibly intensive sunbed treatment

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
My great uncle was a Jesuit who went to china to convert the heathens.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
exciting stuff
I have bugger all idea what any of my relatives did that was interesting other than my grandfather flying the big gliders in WWII
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
pretty shocking stuff
I was surprised by their moral code to be honest.

Funny thing was that they were saying that girls can't drink before they are married. Well duh, that's because they get married at 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Bizarrely in Ireland
there is a town which is about 50% Traveller thanks to it being some place of significance to them, and the local church has real trouble because all the gypsy girls turn up for mass but fifteen minutes late so they make a proper entrance so everyone can see what they're wearing, and it's pretty much a competition amongst them over who can wear the least clothing- bikini tops as standard that kind of thing, even in winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
that was the weird thing
they aren't allowed to pursue guys or do anything with them and yet all the ones I've seen dress like the worst kind of slags.

also, the girl last week who was going on about her dress saying it had a slit up the front, but was tasteful like, and it was worse than the wedding dress in the Guns and Roses November Rain video, which is the benchmark for slutty wedding dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I love the communions.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I felt sorry for them
they looked so ridiculous, but the little girl was hilarious when her brother said she looked like a princess 'but you usually say I look like a rat'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I love Catholicism SO MUCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I know several heathers
wouldn't say one is luckier than the other though
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
My friend Heather is the luckiest fucking person I have ever come across
It's got to the point where, although I love her, I really fucking hate how everything falls into place for her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I was almost called Heather
except then I'd have an alliterative name, and it sounded silly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Is your surname Heffer?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
yes
let's imagine it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I'm imagining smiling at the fact that, were your first name to be Heather, your name would then be Heather Heffer

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I can't deny this would suit me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I'm not sure what this means

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Football. Arsenal won so are in the final at wembley

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Men played a sport and some men are happy about it and some men are sad because of it
but all women don't understand it and so are in the kitchen cleaning up the remains of them mens dinner.

I presume, given that you are here, that you have finished in the kitchen.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
You are Andy gray
And you're fired, take a p45 son!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
You're right Al
this is me at 42 seconds in www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Sod footy!
I just found a pic of Jeff as a baby.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
He's going to kill me isn't he.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
yeah, I think he was trying to hide that one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
That is quite accurate actually Blousie.
Sadly, it wasn't a phase I grew out of.

Still, more fool you for wanting to be my Internet bride.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
You won me over with your lols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I'll laugh at anything Blousie.
It comes from the fact that everyone laughs at me. I mean, just look at my baby photo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Aw! *tickles under chin*
I'm off to bed. Don't stay up late and remember to put the cat out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Night wifey.
And make sure you warm up BOTH sides of the bed tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Trust me.
He got better with age but the likeness is extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I had a lovely bath and am now watching the gypsies.
Diet coke with lemon is my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I had a nice bath
watched a thing about brains and now have hot milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Did you warm the milk in the microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
YES
!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Or
The Popty-Ping* as those living close to you might call it.

*No idea if this it is a myth or fact that the Welsh for microwave is popty-ping or not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'd assume it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
There's lovely!
Are you embracing the world of the microwave?

Have you bought any microwave popcorn yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
not yet
but I now own a tinopener, too, so tomorrow may be microwave potato time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Get some microwave popcorn when you get the chance.
It's lovely.

Cheap and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
just like me :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
heheheheheh
What else, bar spuds, are you hoping to hear in your popty-ping?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I hadn't thought it all the way through
but I often make two night's worth of food, so I look forward to heating stuff up without a pan. OOOH! I can defrost sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I understand you can cook bacon in a microwave.
Although I've never done it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
that's the dream
right, sleepy time now. I'm knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I've recorded the Gypsies.
I'm so 'meh' about the football, I might have to watch the Bloody Sunday drama to cheer myself up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
The Gypsies are strange.
I feel sorry for the ones having their houses knocked down, but also I wish they would stop acting like they are somehow entitled to just build their horrible shitty estates wherever the fuck they want.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I might start following gypsies round
and building nice 3 bed semis in the middle of their caravan sites. I will then get people along the lines of Hyacinth Bucket to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
/stolen from /talk
i.imgur.com/rKkyZ.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
*is outraged*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
hahahahahahaha
Pea from earlier.

I remember when the first female official was running the line at Ashton Gate.

Somehow, Wendy Toms (for that was her name) managed to dislocate her shoulder during the game.

That'll be supporters of both teams chanting.

'You should have stayed the kitchen, stayed in the kitchen, you should have stayed in the kitchen'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I go past Arsinal stadium on the way, just as people were going.
They were so many fucking pricks, they all pushed and shoved a very busy platform (dangerous), forced their way forward, cramed themselves in so the tube doors get jammed. Fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
And god forbid one of them by the door steps off onto the platform and then back in first to let people off.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
isn't that standard practise for londoners anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Not really, tourests and suites are the worst, but it's the concentration of people
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs754.ash1/164522_10150375937250627_532685626_16987371_7991742_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Anyone on Orange having problem this evening?
I can call fine, but can I text?

Can I fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
That's cause Orange are shit Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Shower of Geordie call-centre working CUNTS.
They were supposed to cancel a 3g dongle, not the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
They are expensive, crap signal, crap choice of phones and stupid names of packages,
dolphin for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Raccoon

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
evening pal.
how's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Super duper ta la.
Been to the neebs for s couple of glasses.
Deciding whether to have some cheese on toast or to shut up and go to bed. Catching up on Big Fat Gypsy Weddings though.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I saw twenty minutes of it, it's bizarre. It's obvious the parents love the kids
but bejeesus they are misguided. I'm good thanks, on my teaching experience now and it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
You not throttled any kids then?
My uncle drinks in the pub next to that dress shop .
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
To be fair to them they are alright.
We have a couple of tear aways but they seem to be enjoying having a bloke in the class and are working. That is awesome please get a wedding dress with led polka dots!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Imagine his face!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Haha
bizarrely I saw the woman making that parasol and thought of you.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I wish they'd invent an anti-sun pill

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Not as cool as parasols though
do you just burn really quickly or are you a bit allergic, like?
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Bit of both
I've got rosacea nowadays, but even before then, 20 mins in the sun was enough to make me burn and get ill later that night.
Others in my family got repeatedly burnt until they could stand it, but I totally covered up when I was 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I've just read the wiki entry for that
can't say it sounds fun, especially as I'm seemingly quite high risk for it. I hope you don't have it too badly?
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Comes and goes.
Made a potion out of flaxseed and oats at the weekend.
Burnt initially but seems to be calming the face down.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
My mother has it
she finds it quite hard to find good stuff to help it. Any ideas apart from the flaxseed/oats?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
According to the wiki article
if they wang you on certain types of antibiotics it quite often fucks off. In most but not all people though.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Are you like me lar?
5 minutes in the sun and I look like Simon Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I sent my mate and the fella a pic of him today
and a caption saying "Happy Burns Night!"

And yeah, that's me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
CLASS!
I fuckin' love that.

*Makes a note to be just as amusing next year*

Had a good day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Had my review in work, which went well.
Work was meh in general though. As a hooman I'm good though.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
No complaints.
Other than with Orange. You order a new phone, the cunts cut you off.

How does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
I'm with those cunts.
They send me broken phones.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
Maybe they were transferring your number or something?

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Was the film good berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Yes, very
in an intense mindfuckery kind of way.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Sounds a bit intense.
Tell me about the sweets/snacks you got to enjoy the film with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I didn't!
*sniffs* I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema without nibbles. Before tonight, anyway. Totally had a kinder bueno when I got in though.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Not a fan of paying the cinema pick n mix prices eh?
You're not alone.

Do you know, that in my 36 years, I've NEVER been tempted to by a hotdog before seeing a 'picture' (got knows what it's called these days).

Why would anyone think.... 'Night out, I'm going to see a film, I can't possibly go for a couple of hours without a hotdog?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Cinema pick n mix can fuck off
I'll go to the one in the tesco metro in town if I want pick n mix.
Also, ikea's where you need to be at for hotdogs. I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone eat a hotdog at the cinema...
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
Hotdogs are cinemas
Are like seeing a baby pigeon, or the yeti. No one has ever seen 'em.

Ikea hotdogs? The only way my ex could ever get me to Ikea was with the promise of hot-dogs at the end of it. 15p they were back then. I'd follow her about as she spend hundreds on bits of ply-wood, all for a cheap hotdog.

One, of the many reasons, why I need my head examined.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
They are cheap
600 mins a month, unlimited texts and Internet for £13.00 a month!

Its been fixed now. 27 text messages and 9 missed calls were sent my way!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Bloody hell
check out Mr Popular over here.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Hardly.
Most of them were 'Why the fuck is you number unavailable suddednly, you cunt'

EDIT: And City played away tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Yeah, but if my number was suddenly unavailable
it would probably be whole days, possibly weeks, before anyone noticed.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Oh don't exaggerate!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Excluding texts/calls about going to London this weekend just gone
I think I've had about 2 texts in the last 10 days. And nobody ever calls me except for my mum!
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Then you mustn't send many either

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
More than you'd think
looking at the number of replies I get!
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Do you write in that wanky text language?
I don't reply to anything written in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)
No.
because I'm not a fucking moron.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)
I never said you were!
(Is this going to be a berk and Jeff show again?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)
To be honest
I should probably go to bed..
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Well night berk.
I assumed you were already in bed.

I'm watching the world of gypsies.

Sleep well!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)
You have a point, you pedant
I am already in bed, but I'm going to sleep now because I can barely keep my eyes open.
Enjoy your trashy tv programme :P
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Will do!
Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)
See. I'd text you now, but this isn't my problem!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Nah. I'll bet you get loads of calls.
And you buy Tesco's finest pizzas and are rarely seen with two socks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Night all! zzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Sweet dream lar.
*Leave me with Mrs Un-texted why don't you...*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
LET'S ALL BE HORSES

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

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