I went on a stag weekend in Germany a couple of years ago.
It was a huge waste of time.

We did nothing there that we couldn't have done in the UK but because it was 'foreign' it was supposed to be more interesting. Bollocks was it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should have gone to Hamburg
Or Berlin. Both well worth a visit.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I had no say in the matter, I was just told what flight to book myself on.
I've got another stag weekend coming up soon in Ibiza.

I imagine that'll be 'fun' pub followed by 'fun' pub.

Well, 'fun' if you're a moron.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

That sounds like it will be really horrific
falling out of pubs in to gutters surrounded by vomit and orange semi-naked harridans. I mean, why go to Ibiza when you could do exactly the same in Blackpool for a fraction of the price!?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)