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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread has got too far over to the right.
Soon I get to go home, where I will eat venison sausages, smoke and possibly watch Robocop.

What are you looking forward to?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:02, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I am going out this evening to see some lady friends
I am also looking forward to going to bed tonight.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I can't believe no one has wrote
"Are you going to bed with your lady friends? *waggles eyebrows*"

Maybe that's because I haven't seen Chompy today
edit*because I am incapable of scrolling down two posts
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I might go to the pub this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:05, Reply)
some chick is coming over to make me dinner.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Friend or a date?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Just a mate, she broke up with her boyfriend a couple of weeks ago.
I'm trying to stop her sitting in her room wearing his clothes and waaaahing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
It's a lot more 'acceptable' for a girl to wear her boyfriend's clothes than vice versa
Not really relevant to your point, just wanted to remind AA...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)
It's still pretty unacceptable.
I don't think she's actually done this by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
While they're still together, it's fine for the girl to put on the guy's jumper or whatever
I assumed you were joking about her doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
She put a FB status up the other day saying how she was desperate to get him back
it wasn't her finest moment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
It's because women like to smell the scent men leave on their clothing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This, oh this
mmmm. Well, if they smell nice anyway. It works less well if they have questionable personal hygiene.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
There is a cut off point to which a manly smell turns into BO.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
esp in the gym
i hate monday and tuesday nights when it's busy because it just reeks of sweaty man sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
^this
Once I walked into the gym and I could hardly breath because of it. It's only a small gym and it was full of guys. Then you get the other side of the coin with women and men turning up reeking of perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
used to occasionally get the situation in the pool
where some wanker had sprayed themselves with deodorant or perfume immediately before getting in, and then you have to swim through a cloud of it, and with the water tainted with it. horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This gets confusing though
When I'm not staying over at my girlfriend's house, she wears one of my t-shirts in bed. Now the t-shirt just smells of her, rather than of me. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
We're talking about clothing men have just worn.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
No we're not
You might be, but we're not.

BGB! How are you!?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Lovely all over Al.
And you?

Very much looking forward to seeing you and the Mrs at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Are we? I didn't realise that.
My girlfriend has taken to wearing the t-shirt in bed "because it smells of you". Now she just wears it in bed all the time - even when I'm there - and therefore it no longer smells of me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
hot?
prospects?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
She's very cute,
but despite my online rep I don't find crying girls in anyway attractive.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
so... you mean you tried
and she said no but you think she might give in if you play the "i'm not a cunt really" card.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Yeah, that's exactly right
how insightful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
well...
my opinion of you can only be based on you and how you behave.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
that's good to hear

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I don't think calling your mum a chick is very respectful.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I'll finish up the awesome tuna pasta bake that I made a couple of days ago
Then I was going to be going to the cinema, but the two friends have bailed. Instead I'll play Alan Wake.
Tomorrow I'm seeing more friends, then Friday I'm going to a cyber/industrial night in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Nothing much at the moment.
I'll probably spend some time on my Spanish course.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I've got tennis tonight
with potential perving-on-hot-instructor opportunities, and also it's fucking PAYDAY on friday. Jesus, it cannot fucking come soon enough.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
My payday's on Monday
So fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
arse, mine too
I do get to see what insignificant difference by payrise has made though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I got 1%
It works out to something stupid like £4.50 a month after tax.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I think I got about 2.3%
it's not much, but it pushes me over a significant round number, so psychologically at least it was worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Haven't been told if we're having one yet
Ours tie in with the financial year.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Ours is negotiated in September
but the uni has been arguing with the union since then because they asked for 8%. Which the university rightfully laughed girthily at and said, uh, no, how does zero percent sound, you pisstaking bastards?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
we got told we'd get one if we did well in our competancy reviews
then the last years losses were announced. Surprised to still get one to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Our company's doing well, so I'm kinda expecting one
Especially as the MD bought another 100+ grand car.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
nice
we got our arses kicked. probably only get worse too. stupid situation where most of our work is for government clients, so cuts are going to hit us too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Cuts are hitting us for sure
But the work still has to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
that's what I'm hoping for us too
trouble is, while I'm on secondment I'm basically supposed to be teaching my main client to do my job.

This does not seem wise to me. I'm just hoping that they will realise that it's too hard for them, and they don't have enough time to dedicate to it with all their other tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Unlucky
but you're still going out and I shall be sat at home sorrowfully folding slices of pizza in to my mouth one after the other til I explode, so I can't feel too sorry for you.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I won't be drinking though, as I'm driving 4 other people
We'll see if this night is shit, I don't hold high hopes for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Is it the one at the O2 academy
or the one at Subside?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Neither
It's at Eddie's, called Club Tron (yeah, I know).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Haha, I saw Rachel Stamp there
it's, uh. Hmm. If it's the same place I'm thinking of it's like an old man pub inside, with sticky carpets and dancefloor.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Sounds par for the course then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Pretty much
it's better than the goth club I used to go to at uni, which was like a sweaty, sticky cupboard. Vodka + mixer was £1 though, so we coped with it somehow...
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
like a club here
(since shut down) which in first year was called Filth and lived up to it's name
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I thought Tennis has been cancelled?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
It had
I whined at them til they found me a space in a different class.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I told you to take the fight on!
Game, set and match berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
the way my day/work life is going? death. now, please.
apart from that, er... dinner with friends tonight, piss-up at mine on fri, clubbing on sat.... meeting script commissioner to discuss possible pilot.... the best sex anybody ever had, ever... the other half of the giant white chocolate toblerone... lots of holidays this year...

it all feels very insignificant and uncomforting and far away compared to work stress at the moment though :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm having that sex
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
ha
you wish!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
it's pretty fucking good
and regular, with someone great.

*rightfully smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
And how do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
You, too?
I didn't realise we were up for a threesome, I'd have shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
don't worry, I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
the best sex anybody ever had, ever
That could run and run, just like those 'Now That's What I Call Music' compliation albums.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
NOW that's what I call a reverse Dutch steamboat 17.
mixed by "dutch steve"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I am totally using that as an album title

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Was there an outbreak of fascism that I missed?
Tonight I shall be watching NCIS and playing computer games, to make up for wasting the last two nights in the pub.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Nah! Monty's been away all day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
it's been pleasant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Hasn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I was getting unreasonably ranty with Roota
as I misunderstood her diet. It's just one of my personal scientific hates. But I don't think I went as far as fascist. I didn't annex Liverpool or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Why would anyone want to?
It'd be better to cut it off and set it adrift.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Fair play, I wan't making much sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
haha, nah, I shouldn't get all evangelical.
I just end up sounding like a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
tonight
I'm going to make a house from old cardboard in my lounge and sit inside and eat chocolates until I feel ill. Why? Because I can. That's why.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
good man
you'll go far with an attitude like that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I might extend the invitation to my girlfriend. To come visit like.
I guess it all depends on how much she begs.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
My female head is thinking how do you clean an apartment full of playpen balls.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
my male head is thinking "with a giant transparent vacuum cleaner"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Yes but how do you clean all those balls?
They get dirty too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
with that alcohol based hand cleaner stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
powerwasher
If the apartment is slightly tilted, the water will drain
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
or more realistically
given the amount of water, a steam cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*steam cleaning fives*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
*high-fives*
*burns hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
cover yourself in antibacterial hand gel and swim through

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
My male head
Is thinking how many pints I get in while you clean the flat.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
My bioprocessing head goes "Steam-in-Place"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
this is the sensible answer

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You are eight years old AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
That sounds great
can I come?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Do you have chocolate?

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Is the Pope Catholic!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Hahaha, oh dear
Blousie knows me too well.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Mostly, I suspect.
Although I heard there are times he plays King Herrod in the Vatican nativity plays.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Nothing at alll
My life is boring at the moment. This is very sad
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Did you realise btw
that that Oxford vintage fair is actually on the saturday, 12-5pm?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I have been told this :(
I am a tiny bit stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
People will just have to get there earlier then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Haha, it's fine
I guess we are all coming down a bit earlier then? We can go straight from that to cocktails, very vintage indeed...
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
sounds like a plan
we don't need to be there for the whole time anyway. And yes cocktails after that. If we happy hour at the Duke of Cambridge or the Grand Cafe, we can move to Raouls
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Not much really
Party this weekend I can't afford, having to format my PC tonight due to a spacked update, it's payday and I've got embarrassingly little money.

On the upside, I'm cooking some massive fuck-off chilli tonight and tomorrow. What would you recommend to bulk up a Chilli? I've already got mince, onions, red peppers, chestnut mushrooms(nom), bacon, tomatoes, sweetcorn and kidney beans. What else could I include?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The kitchen sink?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
those are the things I usually put in
maybe some courgette. you can't taste it in a chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Cheers, may well do that!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
some celery as well, unless you are one of the haters
some finely diced carrot might do the trick too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'm a hater.
Ahh, carrots! *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
any other veg has probably a bit much taste to it
and will make your chilli weird.

could always go with additional beans as well as kidney, but I wouldn't personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Butter Beans for the Mrs Vipros fucking win

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
More meat, you oaf.
Pancetta, chorizo, sausage... And take that fucking sweetcorn back out.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I fucking love sweetcorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
it's good in chilli
I second the chorizo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Some other ideas...
- wood chips
- chalk
- cardboard
- grated carrots
- don't forget tomato paste and a pinch of sugar
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
And Monty's surprise ingrediant........treacle.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I use that these days too
my secret ingredients (depending on availability) are Jack Daniels or tequila
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I use red wine and a square or two of dark chocolate
mmm. Might have to see if I've got the stuff in to make chilli tonight...
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'd add dark chocolate, but this is all going in the slow cooker
And I know you're only meant to add that about a minute before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Surprise how?
Does he hide it behind the mince?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
home time
and going on holiday in 83 days
(DeeDee, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Why the fuck do men seem to think it is essential for them to have stag nights over an entire weekend
in a foreign country. Look, I like you, and I'd happily celebrate your upcoming nuptials, but I'm not giving up my while fucking weekend and flying all the way to Germany to do it.

Yes I know you came up to Edinburgh for mine, but lets face it, I organised that myself and it was far, far less hassle than flying to fucking Germany.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Men are so insensitive.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
They're all bastards Blousie, bastards I tells you.
I want you to promise me to steer clear of them in the future, I don't want you getting hurt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Will do!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I think they assume
that if it happens in another country, worse stuff can go on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I also don't get this
I specifically made sure that all we did was go out and drink a lot of beer and dance to terrible music. I don't like getting utterly paraletic and I don't like being humiliated in public.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Agreed it makes no sense
plus being in a foreign country means much fewer safety nets really. Plus the chance of missing your plane back
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I went to 3 last year
One was a typical boozefest in Bristol, one was a small retreat to Ireland to shoot rifles and drink in the countryside, the last included a weekend away doing Go Ape and Alton Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
my brother has just booked his
it's in germany
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Hmmmmm, interesting.
No, it's okay, the chap I'm talking about doesn't have a sister.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
that sounds fucking awesome
I suppose if you weren't already married it wouldn't be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I don't understand what you mean by that?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
you'd be footloose and fancy free*
*has become an old lady
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I think she just called you whipped
terrible bullying.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
It means things change once you're married.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Maybe you're right
I went to Budapest for a weekend about 4-5 years ago for another guy I know. Apart from all the strippers it was generally a fun weekend. We went pistol shooting.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I AM RIGHT.
Really, think of your typical stag night, like something seen in a movie, would you do any of those things? Likely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)
No
but I wouldn't have done them even before I was married.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)
oh, you must have "morals"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Is it really that much hassle?
Besides it might be cheaper.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Flying anywhere is a massive fucking hassle
Flying to somewhere and then back less than 48 hours later is even more of a fucking hassle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
My mate said to me "Oh and if I get married I'm having a hen week abroad and you're coming. None of your sun-allergy shit."
I said, "I'm not coming. Slags Abroad isn't my thing, I don't like vomiting up cocktails, and I'm not paying money to sit under the shade in searing heat while you wenches call me miserable."
It's a wonder I have any friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
at least you're honest!
who the hell would want to spend money to go away for a week and celebrate someone elses wedding? that's ridiculous. And selfish of the bride.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
See her other mates would all love it
So it would be worthy of their money and leisure time.
Not mine though!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I just have a friend that would be the same way, she's done it for years with loads of stuff
it's gotten to the point that she doesn't ask me to do anything anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I find it easier saying no nowadays

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)
and expensive,
then you have spend even more attending the wedding, getting a present etc
(DeeDee, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I don't find it too bad
In most cases not taking hold luggage and doing online check-in seems to take some of the pain out of it. I suppose starting from London adds to the hassle somewhat.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
You need a nice hot cup of man the fuck up
followed by a nice portion of dry your eyes, petal.

If you don't want to go, don't. It's not for your benefit, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I'm almost certainly not going to go
But I feel it is a shame that people feel that it's not a "proper" stag night unless you actually go away to a foreign country for a whole weekend. Surely the clue is in the name "stag night".
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I agree with you
It's an annoying trend of the past 10 years isn't it?
And all that matching t-shirt with nicknames on thing.
Sorry If you did that for yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I don't see how it's possible for that many people to all have nicknames.
It took me 27 fucking years to get a nickname from my friends and it's just because they don't want to have to spell out my name properly so they call me K.

I think it's utterly trashy when girls go out and have the veils and necklaces with dicks on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I went to one that was gorgeous.
Beautiful house in the Cotwolds, a chef came and made our food, we went wine tasting. All until the final night.
A penis cake made by the bride's mother, and penis drinking-straws.
Seriously girls, fucking have a word with yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Oh good lord.
That's just so....glechk. I will admit to having a shot glass with a light up penis in it, only because it's funny to trick someone with it.
But going in public dressed like that? Gross. Even the gypsies have better taste than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Well we didn't go anywhere, but I still thought it was mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
True enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I went on a stag weekend in Germany a couple of years ago.
It was a huge waste of time.

We did nothing there that we couldn't have done in the UK but because it was 'foreign' it was supposed to be more interesting. Bollocks was it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
You should have gone to Hamburg
Or Berlin. Both well worth a visit.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I had no say in the matter, I was just told what flight to book myself on.
I've got another stag weekend coming up soon in Ibiza.

I imagine that'll be 'fun' pub followed by 'fun' pub.

Well, 'fun' if you're a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That sounds like it will be really horrific
falling out of pubs in to gutters surrounded by vomit and orange semi-naked harridans. I mean, why go to Ibiza when you could do exactly the same in Blackpool for a fraction of the price!?
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I'm going to one in Hong Kong next year.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)
getting a new book, which just so happens to NOT be in stock, boo
also, getting an exercise dvd and a TAN
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the weekend for a number of reasons.
Good food, bit of booze, bit of boogying, seeing people I like, meeting people I'm looking forward to meeting, being given the once over by people I think I'll get on with, and all of the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
OMG!
I just remembered, I'm going to see your fiancée this weekend. He's bringing his chocolate tart with him, but he says I can't have any.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
He's bringing a scouse tart with him too.
You can have some of my Rocky Road.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Fuck Yeah!
Are we supposed to be making desserts then?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Nope, just the named dessertiers.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Watching us no doubt lose to a lacklustre Liverpool side this evening.
Annoyed it's not on the tele so I can't go down to the union and abuse all the idiots from Northern Ireland who support Liverpool.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Totally watching the fuck out of Black Swan tonight.
And I'm looking forward to wearing my new necklace.

AT LAST! MY NECK IS COMPLETE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It's a really good film
made better by the whole Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis sex scene. And I don't even fancy girls...
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)
that was like one of the hottest sex scenes on film ever probably

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
maybe I need to see this film after all....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Hopefully one day sorting my sleeping out
I went to bed at a reasonably early (for me) time and have only just woken up. My body hates me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It's not just your body.
It's everybody.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I know, but I only care that my body hates me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Stop being so emo and appreciate my FUCKING WORDPLAY

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'm not being emo
I'm being tired, and I decided that was a reasonable comeback. Emo would have been:

"Oh noes! Is this true? Waaaaahhhh! *makes superficial cuts to wrists for attention*"

Your wordplay was adequate, at best.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i have been cacking myself and in a massive panic all day because i thought i might have got some tricky research on a very technical point wrong just before christmas. and a very expensive transaction kind of depended on it.

fears groundless. research totally accurate. i love everybody in the whole world, and feel as if someone has lifted a massive rock off my shoulders... lalalala....

as you were, children!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Wooo!
you should totally plan that girly bash to celebrate :P
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Congratulations.
Proof that hard-work pays off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Congrats bbz!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
There's nothing worse than a shadow like that over your shoulder
But when it's removed, aaaaah.
I'm close to make or break with something like that soon in my job.
Hopefully if there are discrepancies they won't be earth-shattering.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Congrats! HuGz bbz

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
sometimes i love you lot
even more than real people.

girly bash. yes. right i will go on fb after work and find a weekend we can all do. if dad is away so we can trash his place, so much the better.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

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