Hahaha
I forgot to mention that I SWAM HOME down the Thames and that I have a really nice car and can have SEX WHENEVER I WANT IT with a real-live human female woman of the opposite sex - and that I, err, sometimes work as a security guard in a tawdry lapdancing bar filled with inbred fen-monsters so I've SEEN SOME TITS, HONESTLY, LOADS OF THEM.

*shags hideous old bat/mature model*

*brags about it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You also forgot to mention your baronial manor with extensive deer hunting grounds which you helicopter around
biffing mighty oxon to death for the b3ta b4sh that you host, entertaining attendees with your Pink Floyd tribute band, with Piston on hand for his stand up; by the way he's twice the man any of you will ever be.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Well I didn't want to show off, you know?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)