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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
All the stories are shit, written by cunts and should ideally fuck right off.
Apart from mine.
Alt: I've punctured my share of lungs over the years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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15 years ago)
by not seeing that toothpick in the cocaine?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:20,
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That made me Laugh Out Loud. Honestly.
Okay, it was a snigger.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:21,
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No, by
PUNCHING PEOPLE WHO GIVE ME LIP SO FUCKING HARD THEIR CHESTS IMPLODE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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Meh. after a lifetime of MASSIVE drugs your bones are made of balsa wood and dust, Monty
you couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag, I'll wager.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:29,
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Utter shit.
In my capacity as a fucking VIKING, I am still as strong as an ox, you cheeky wee shite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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haha, that's the first time anyone has called me "wee"
nicely done, if hideously inaccurate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:33,
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I was referring to your aroma, not your stature.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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Ow, zing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:49,
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