To fix your sound-card have you tried.
Holding a chicken in the air,
Sticking a deckchair up you nose,
Bying a jumbo-jet
Or, indeed burying your clothes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Done all that
It's a small soundcard and I had a look at a company in Tokyo who supply them.

No luck - they're big in Japan.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)

It is
In a big country.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Barrel scraping time
Jimmy The Hoover.

Stow THAT in your head.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

You've lost me there completely.
I don't know if that means you win or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Can't find it on Youtube
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_The_Hoover

Is the best I can do.

It really was a fucking annoying song that springs into my head when I have to change a tyre, unblock a sink, clean the bog or do anything else objectionable.

I'm claiming a victory because I'm a fat bully.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Oddly.
If you go to YouTube and then type in 'Jimmy The Hoover' the song is there.

I don't know the song. So you win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I always win
Accept it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)