This is a flattering one
before I got fat. I was 17.

(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOU LOOK SO LITTLE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

8 years ago
nearly 9. Fuuuuuuuuuucking hell. /sighs
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Ooh bloody hell
that is a long time.

This is 12 years or so ago.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Aww!
yeah, I was never that innocent-looking, either!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Loly Communion.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Were you forced into a Catholic education too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Yup.
Kicked the habit though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

fnar.

(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Wayhay!
I had the same. Primary and Secondary education both featured nuns. This would explain, in some part, my lack of tollerance as far as religion is concerned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I went to a nuthouse for secondary school.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Really?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Not an actual nuthouse.
We all turned out maladjusted though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Oh dear
Roll out the confessional booth!

I should have been, but my Mum was a teacher at the Catholic school so I had to go to the Grammar.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

But you've got to keep in mind.
That me, and (I'm guessing) everyone else round these parts, have never seen you 'fat'.

Baggies were in back then, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Yeah well I ain't posting any of them on the board
not that I allowed many photos to be taken when I was enormous.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Your hair
Appears to be silly string.

Can you explain this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Pink UV-reactive hair gel stuff.
I was being all punk and shit.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Nice smile though.
If that doesn't sound too rapey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I don't have many like that
where I'm grinning like a (relaxed) fool. They strangely seem to coincide with me being somewhat lubricated...
Mostly in photos I just look confused.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

In most photos
I look like a twat. Granted, this doesn't take a huge amount of effort.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

twat Paul Weller.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I don't see the Weller thing myself.
(Honestly, I don't).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

I still can't picture what you look like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I'm hoping to make a couple of bashes this year.
You can form an opinion then.

Although I'm well overdue a change in hair style, so I might look completely different by then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Remind me to email you your pics sometime

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Dare I ask about the 't' word?

(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

What is the T word?
If it's me, the answer remains 'Twat'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

thesis
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I assume you mean what I should be working on
I've worked for a few hours, having a quick break then I'll work through the night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Eep
good luck with it.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Thanks
I just need to knock together 6000 words
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Godspeed, young sparrow.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

This made me laugh
I think I'll stick around until one then go put some laundry on, and seize the MCR
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Motivational music?
spotify:track:5jTFeUXmIqtzYsnlW3uaIq (Like A G6 by Far East Movement)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

No spotify
but I'll youtube it. Currently got Peaches 'Slippery Dick' on, preceded by Joan Jett
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

It's one of the worst songs EVER

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

What, Peaches?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

No, "Like a G6"
Totally listening to Justin Bieber over here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I'll buff the stingrays for you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Floppy hair suits you
alright I've only met you once and that briefly, but I can't see you with different hair at all.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I shouldn't have turned up.
I was beyond hope having been on the drink all day. I'm hoping I get a second chance to make a first impression.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

What's you having floppy hair
got to do with you being drunk? I've said this many times before but nobody was judging you for being a bit piddly, so stop worrying about it!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

But I can remember very little of the night.
That is the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

That happens most nights out for me
I really wouldn't worry about it.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)