I'm thinking more
Of the ability to drink, smoke, fiddle with my parts and put shite on the internet simaltaneously, whilst having four limbs spare to stroke the pets, cook etc..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh yes, smoke and not have to type one handed. Yes please.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I'm a two finger typist
That, and my inebriated obsession with grammatic perfection explains why I am such a slow poster.

A few more limbs would be great.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Couldn't fancy eight limbs myself

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Stoke the pets?
You're doing it ALL WRONG.

All wrong TD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I have a house full of animals.
I think you'd be calling it a brothel.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

*Books tickets to Bradford!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Yes - we'll be glad to see you
Get in a taxi and ask to go to Bella's house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)