WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE A JAR OF FAT YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
No, the badge wasn't even a twinkle in Noel's eye at that point. I was with two massive benders though, I was surprised they werne't singled out for accusations of sodomy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

BECAUSE MY BONE-IDLE GASTROPOD OF A HOUSEMATE-AT-THE-TIME HAD
ONE OF THOSE FAT-REDUCING GRILLING GEORGE FOREMAN THINGS AND DIDN'T KNOW HOW BEST TO DISPOSE OF THE FAT COLLECTED FROM THE OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF MEAT HE GRILLED IN IT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

OK LOVE, THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT
Actually, that does pose a problem. Like how we have no idea how to get rid of about 15 litres of rainwater and stewed fagbutts...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)

See, you can't even make a candle out of that...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

You're welcome to try, it's probably got plenty of tar.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)