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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't need reminding...
*touches tender lumps*
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Don't do that in polite company, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)
I'm not...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)
We're not exactly polite company, are we?
-sadfaces-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)
And that's why I keep coming back here
Where else could I freely fondle my tender lumps?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)
Clapham Common.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)
A whole thread without a gayjoke, and two come at once
Like you and your client last night.*

*make that three.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)
There's nowt wrong with that
polite company is usually much morre boroing than the dirty kind.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)
Boroing
Now that's the sort of noise I imagine breasts to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)
...your breasts make noise?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)
Mine don't
But if they did make noise it'd be something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)
Yours maybe
I suspect mine make more of a 'plib' noise.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)
They're getting smaller.
Part sadface, part YES I CAN GET THINGS OVER MY HEAD NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)
Love them whilst you have them
not that I can complain really, since I got measuredk fo a new bra yesterday and was extremely amused/bemuded by the result.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)
I'll love them if they ever get down to 30F again.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)
O_o
curse my blasted ping-pong-balls-in-a-sock!
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)
"O_o" is a little unfair
Sure, they're big, but they don't look lopsided!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)
You terrible shit!
that's not what I maeant at all...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)
What was that we were saying about polite company...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)
That you do not fulfil the requirements of it?

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)
-folds arms over breasts, scowls-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Damn the fact I had a great figure at 15 and a boyfriend who had a thing for really, really, skinny girls!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)
Exactly
This, I'm sure, is the only reason my colleagues still invite me to join them for lunch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

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