I've got it now.
And it was far too clever for me.

*Awards marks for outstanding punnage*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

-takes a bow, falls on face-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Your stingrays should act like airbags.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Have you seen the full-length stingray costume?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

No.
Just a snap of your chesticle area covered in electrical tape.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

It is a bit more stingray-y
warning, colossal chins
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Crikey, look at this bugger!
I'll just take a closer lo-
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

haha
took me about 30 secs to get that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

That looks like the perfect festival outfit.
Did you make it yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I had the cape, I just put blue electrical tape on it.
Am wearing shorts and a strappy top underneath.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Are you really short
Or is the bloke standing behind you dead tall?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I think it's a combination of the two.
I'm about 5'3"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

And that bloke must be a good foot taller than you.
So yes. A combination of the two.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

6'3" isn't freakishly tall.
There's a great pic of me and my ex, he's kind of crouching down but he's still towering over me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Sounds a bit weird if you ask me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

My last boyfriend was 6'5
I'm 5'3. When we went out drinking he used to rest his pint on my head to annoy me.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

6'5 is very tall.
To make the beer drinking/glass resting joke funnier, did he drink half-pints?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

A half pint is not a manly drink
it's especially ridiculous if you're freakishly tall. Although one of our mutual friends did used to find tiny things for him to hold and then piss himself laughing at the contrast. I once sent that friend a picture of the ex holding tiny bananas and the text I received in reply was just exclamation marks of excitedness.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Did your mutual friend
Get taken to the seaside in a Sunshine bus?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I don't get the reference...

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I'm suggesting your mate is a bit simple.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sunshine%20bus

Start a new thread berk. Go on. Please.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I did it last time!
you start one, I can't think of anything right now.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I started the disco.
Your turn.

Just a general natter will suffice I'm sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Shimmy on up then.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)