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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening QOTW!
Anyone for cake?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, 213 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think that's the problem

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
mm coffee cake
yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
A good choice

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Only if you're the filling baybee!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
There's certainly some of me in it

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
that shows you care

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
You are 4 and 20 blackbirds
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
that's pie
not cake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Should I watch more supernatural or go to bed and read.
decisions decisions and OH MY GOD HOW DID THIS WINE GET HERE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Depends what you're reading

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Just started the Bourne Identity

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
nah, don't bother

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Trouble with that is
that there's two more to watch once you've finished the first one

edit: oh wait, we're on about books
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
read?
And I think there are seven books now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Did you enjoy Top Gear?
I've not seen it in ages. Is it worth watching on the iPlayer?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
This weeks was quite funny actually

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
wine fairy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
More Supernatural and wine!
Where are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I've watched 15 episodes this weekend :s

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Excellent work
I love that show
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
It's stupidly addicting.
And after I finish season 5 I have half of season 6 lined up*addicted glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Season 6 is amazing
first episode was a bit meh, but then it got much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Awesomes
I need to finish up some other things I am half way through, mainly Dexter S5, Breaking Bad S1, Californication S1 and I'm watching Bones and HIMYM as and when they come out.

I've turned into a TV whore :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I have 12,000 words to write
of a large part of my degree. This is the PERFECT time for me to be a TV whore. I've ordered Breaking Bad as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
How is it going?

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I have to write a fair bit tonight
I'll start a bit later.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Heh, surely you have a fair bit to write every night for many nights to come?
I meant how's the stuff you've done so far...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I've done lots of research and reading
I might have to change my question though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
When's it due?

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Do forget to give some consideration to the House Of Cards triolgy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Surely you mean 'don't'?

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Oh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
I watched some new Pawn Stars the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
ooh new ones you say?
If I wasn't rocking out to Boston right now I'd totally hit that up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
They were on the Bio channel (I think)
So they'll probably be on YouTube if you have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
that better be a rice cake or people will start to get upset.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
No.
And it's got peanuts in. Survival of the fittest FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
anaphylacticlolz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I'd love some cake actually
still haven't been food shopping so I have nothing in for pudding. Sad times :(
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Do you have pudding after most evening meals?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Errrm sometimes
depends what I've got in the house and if I'm still peckish after my dinner. Nothing and yes in this instance.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
When are you next going shopping?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Tomorrow
because I have absolutely nothing in. I should have gone today but really couldn't be bothered.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Do you shop on sight, or are you a list maker?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
List maker
I try not to buy stuff I don't need and stick to a budget.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'm a list maker for similar reasons.
Although I will go off-list for a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Never shop whilst hungry
Although last time I came back with pistachios nom nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I came back with roast parsnips

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Most excellent call *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
They were delicious
Had with French Onion soup and a bit of pepperoni
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Yes
or something that I really, really want. Also, going food shopping when you're hungry is a really bad idea..
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Do you also play the 'guess the final total' game when you're going though the checkout?
When I used to shopping with the ex, we used to play the 'nearest the total price' game, with the winner getting a Flake.

It's a mystery hhow the marriage failed when you consider the non-stop fun we had...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I'm freakishly good at adding stuff up on the conveyor, I think as I make a note of each item when I buy it but refuse to keep a running tally
But I knew that Maths A-Level would come in use sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Next time you're at the supermarket and you hear the 'beep'
Think of the fun you could be having on Supermarket Sweep.

*Weighs the pick n mix*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I always wanted to be on Supermarked Sweep
God knows I can spend enough when I go shopping for stuff I need, if I was let loose who knows how much I'd have ranked up!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
It'd be ace to do that in a massive Tesco
Just grab shit loads of TVs and electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This always struck me as the obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I think I'd stay in the baked goods aisle.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
GINNNNNNNN!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Oh actually you're right, this.
And Goldschager and Chambord and Jager.

AND GINGER ALE ALL OF THE GINGER ALE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Slimline tonic for me
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
now there are lots of people on here on diets
all we talk about is food :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Welcome to the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
hmm
will orange hot chocolate make me feel less ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
If it's comforting, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Yes, my diet is mostly cutting out booze
but it'll all keep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Same here
Booze only at weekends, and in moderation.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I don't really like it, anyway.
Unless I'm in a certain mood/company/place.

Sitting in a nice pub with good friends- yes. Friend's flat, relaxing and gossiping and rock-banding- yes. My living room at 8pm on a weeknight- no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Surely gin has more calories than the tonic does...

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
slimline tonic is 1 calorie
Rounding up. So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Gin's around 50 cals a shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
really?!
Oh gosh that weekend was even worse than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Don't think about it.
IT's such a shame you can't drink gin straight, like you can good vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I didn't put the calories n my app
Therefore they don't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I wrote down "3000 but it was worth it" in my book.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
It really really was!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Indeed it was
I'm trying not to drink wine and stick to spirits instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Definitely
besides, we did loads of walking over the weekend, that must have burnt off a good portion of it.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
We could have made up a team TGB.
I could have weighed out the pick n mix and grabbed the inflatable and got Dale's special shopping list, and you could have gone wild-in-the-aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
We need to get that show back on the air Jeff
I've devised a plan using mainly spoons...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Will I get a day-glo sweater if you're successful?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Excellent film reference right there.

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
I do indeed
and I'm generally pretty good at it. That said, I've nobody to compete against and I'd just eat the flake anyway...
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I also play 'guess the attendance' at football.
With the loser having to buy the half-time coffee/bovril at the following home game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I don't go to football
because it's a silly game.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I enjoy football.
I'm sad that you can't be happy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Go down a bit
theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Going shopping on a Sunday is stupid.
It's always far, far too busy. Last time I went it took me about 45 minutes to turn up, get to the door and think "Fuck this" then get out of the car park again.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Ooh no
I had cake AND roccky road last night.
Hugz instead. And kittenz.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
your life if so fluffy right now`

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Yes, I am literally covered in fluff.
It'll take parcel tape to get the little bugger's fluff off my gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
You've got a kitten?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
He's almost 8 but he'll always be my kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)
That is quite old for a kitten.
Have you had the cat since he was a proper kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Yup
He had no mum and he used to fit in my shoe and sleep curled up around my fist or on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
He must have had a mum at some point.
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
She either ran off or got run over
There were two balls of fluff under a fence.
One was my Tigger and one was his dead brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Oww.
A proper little orphan that needed rescue?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Yes, and that's why I let him run rings round me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Is he ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
No he's tabby and white.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
So he isn't a complete user.
Tabby cat are my favourite. Because they look like old and grey mini tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Aww, that's cute

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I know!
I accidentally stood on his paw when I met him but he still loved me and crawled up me and fell asleep on my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Owww.
And I'm alergic to cats too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Shame :(
cats are awesome.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I prefer dogs
(and no, not because of my login name).

Dogs think you, the owner is a god because you feed them.'
Cats thing 'hmm, i've just been fed, I must be some sort of god, fuck it, I'm going to commit sparrow genocide because I'm a god and the spazzy human will clear up the remains'.

I don't know if any of that is actually FACT or not
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Oh, cats on shoulders are awesome.
Our kitten Zola used to do that with my dad while he was cooking. Though she did once stick her head in the grill and burnt her eyebrow whiskers off. Father called her Sylvia for about a month afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Hahahah
He used to climb up my leg and cling to my hip as I did the dishes.
He's far too big now,
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Zola did that too. And run around growling.
She was a beautiful kitty- a Burmese.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Bloody foreigners
Coming over hear, stealing our cats attention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
My cat will be 8 this year
but I still call her a kitten. To be fair, she's tiny and mental - you'd never think she's essentially middle aged.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Tigger's big now but he still acts like a kittum

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
carrot cake is the best of the cake family.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Bob.
You find me in agreement.

The worst of the cakes is Wedding Cake. It's very very expensive and leave a really bitter taste in your mouth.*

*Well, that's how I remember mine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
ha funny!
worst cake is banana cake. vileness.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
should have got a chocolate fudge one
mine was yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
How can it be cake whe it has carrots in

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Because the rest of it is made from flour, eggs, butter and sugar

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Cakes should be cakey, y'know, not with carrots or turnips in them

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
what do you think cheese cake is made out of numb nuts?
evening my dear x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Yeah but carrot cake disguises itself as cakey cake

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
there is no cakespiracy I promise!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Fishcakes haven't got fish in!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
proper ones do, though I imagine up north it's mostly cardboard and regret.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Berk's carrot cake is fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

's carrot cake
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Aw, cheers

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Too strong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Epic sadfacing right here :(

(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
No, I was suggesting that Bob
Might want to woo you slowly, take a bit of time and play the chase, rather than coming straight out with the berk is awesome comment.

Where can he go from here?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I'm just going for brownie points 'cause she tells me off a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
You are Derren Brown.
I spotted the word 'brownie' in there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Don't like brownies but I am partial to a scone.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Toker like you?
s
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
ha,
I deserve my dooby after all the work I've done this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
What lessons have you planned?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
RE, Maths, Creative Development, Welsh and PE.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
What is going to make these lessons fun?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Will you being using your puppets?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
this too

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I've just made a spliff with three different states of weed in.
Bud, pure thc, and hash.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT?
Oh right, no one gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I know, rite?
Gotta love boasting about illegal activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
hey you
I've booked myself in for my "LASER" eye surgery on Feb 9 EEEEK
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
You're getting lasers for eyes?
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Awesome!!
Everything is improved with lasers. Except Alderaan.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Also Lusty said she'd come round in the evening with baked goods
fucking win right there
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
So totally jealous right now

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I'll giver her a big hug from you
And a big snog from me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Hug from me as well please
and one for yourself barman
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
aww ta me lovely

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Cheers
Much obliged.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
even sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Laser sex ROCKS!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
laser rock sex

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Rock music and lasers during sex is epic
Sex with rocks, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
how disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Lasers during sex?
I've been having sex with the wrong people!
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
totally adding it to my dating site profile

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick then, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Do you hope you'll get x-ray vision or the ability to cut through doors with your special eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I hope I'll get the power to see objects far away clearly
It's madness really I know
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
But if you had lasers for eyes.
You could command people to bring things that are far away closer to you. You'd have POWER and VISION combined then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Those are specialised activities.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I was attempting a bad pun.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I've got it now.
And it was far too clever for me.

*Awards marks for outstanding punnage*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
-takes a bow, falls on face-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Your stingrays should act like airbags.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Have you seen the full-length stingray costume?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
No.
Just a snap of your chesticle area covered in electrical tape.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
It is a bit more stingray-y
warning, colossal chins
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Crikey, look at this bugger!
I'll just take a closer lo-
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
haha
took me about 30 secs to get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
That looks like the perfect festival outfit.
Did you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I had the cape, I just put blue electrical tape on it.
Am wearing shorts and a strappy top underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Are you really short
Or is the bloke standing behind you dead tall?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I think it's a combination of the two.
I'm about 5'3"
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
And that bloke must be a good foot taller than you.
So yes. A combination of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
6'3" isn't freakishly tall.
There's a great pic of me and my ex, he's kind of crouching down but he's still towering over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Sounds a bit weird if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
My last boyfriend was 6'5
I'm 5'3. When we went out drinking he used to rest his pint on my head to annoy me.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
6'5 is very tall.
To make the beer drinking/glass resting joke funnier, did he drink half-pints?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
A half pint is not a manly drink
it's especially ridiculous if you're freakishly tall. Although one of our mutual friends did used to find tiny things for him to hold and then piss himself laughing at the contrast. I once sent that friend a picture of the ex holding tiny bananas and the text I received in reply was just exclamation marks of excitedness.
(berk, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Did your mutual friend
Get taken to the seaside in a Sunshine bus?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)
I don't get the reference...

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)
I'm suggesting your mate is a bit simple.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sunshine%20bus

Start a new thread berk. Go on. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)
I did it last time!
you start one, I can't think of anything right now.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)
I started the disco.
Your turn.

Just a general natter will suffice I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Shimmy on up then.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)
I'm excited and that's all that matters

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I'm vetoing your excitement

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I'm past excitement now as that bloody meerkat advert is on and it makes me want to vomit blood

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
tune for a sunday night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv0WrpZWEfI

cheerfully pessimistic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Likewise.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmZZBJQAKM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
pft
WOOO ROCKING OUT TO KANSAS
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
*thumbs up*
Supernatural!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm a bit too excitable today
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Snap
I love that song though. Have you seen the outtake of Dean singing Eye of the Tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
oh god yes that is the funniest thing!
I love Dean being silly, when he keeps getting killed in that episode I laughed so much it hurt. *youtubes eye of the tiger* AHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
That kills me with laughter as well
also funny is the episode when he was terrified of everything
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
his comic timing is spot on
damn you now I want to watch more!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
*tempts*
you know you want to watch some more.

I'm assuming you like Dean best?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
:D
Got to love Dean. I think it's the sarcasm. And the bad jokes. Oh and the fact he's haawwwwt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Snap
on all of those points. Though I have a small soft spot for Castiel
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
oh my god he cracks me up as well
When Dean gets sent to the future and there's hippy Cas! On and I think it's in that episode Dean says he needs 4 hours so Cas just stands by the side of the road hahaha

Also Luficer is strangely appealing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Haha the bit in the brothel
'it wasn't your fault your father left.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Ok I am going to go to bed before you suck me in to watching more
Some of us have to work you know to pay taxes and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
pfft
you'll toss and turn and think about it.

Sleep well though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

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