My ex has refused ever to sleep in the same room/bed as me again
He was a horribly light sleeper and I'm prone to nose blockages thus snoring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think you may have, a little
but not objectionably so - not that it bothered me in the slightest. The ex could snore so loud you could hear him in a different room with the doors shut.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

I can't sleep on my front, though.
My breasts genuinely get in the way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you right now.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

The amount I care is roughly equivalent to the size of my breasts.
Oh, that's a lot. Balls.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)

*sniggers*
not that I should complain really, I got re-measured the other day and can't really justifiably moan about being flatchested, according to the good people of Debenhams, Marks & Spencer and La Senza...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Are your tits that big they took up 3 shops?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

No
I just didn;t believe them the first or second time. A biological set of replicates is n=3, you know...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

So, like every other woman I've met.
You've been measured, and your cup size is actually bigger than you thought it was?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Somewhat, yes

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

And that makes you feel better, how?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)

*shrugs*
the smaller cup sizes, A or B...well the assumption is that you're pretty flat chested if you're one of those sizes. Once you get past C though, I'm inclined to think women are more proportional.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

But if you still think your tits look small?
What does the measurement mean?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

As Amberl says below
it can be taken as a measure of being in proportion. So whereas before I had small boobs for my size, now they're about right. I'm still not convinced, but who am I to argue with maths?
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I don't like the word 'boobs'
It makes them sound like a mistake.

Breasts are never a mistake*.

*Unless they are a mistake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far
I prefer boobs to tits. Boobs is a friendlier word.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

cupsize goes up
as backsize goes down. So pretty much it's better proportions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I did tell you this :P

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

It's all about the bra, I maintain this

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Bra or not
I was right *gloats*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Mine are shrinking, my perfectly fitting bra is now getting a little loose.
In the back, though. Which is EXCELLENT NEWS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)