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Is the Internet broken?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:07, 271 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yes, and it's my fault apparently :(

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
*there there*
I forgive you berk.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Full. And very very cold.
You?
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I went for a walk.
For about 5 minutes. It was fucking cold. So I came back.

I'm thinking of opening a packet of mini-cheddars. Should I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Why the hell not
it's not like they're going to make you fat...
And it is extraordinarily chilly out there. And in here, too.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Any news on any PhD applications?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Sadly not :(
I should hear back either way from most of them in the next two weeks.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Fingers crossed for you.
And is there any news on the tennis coach?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
The cute one?
sadly not either. I haven't seen him since I started going again. I know he still works there, but apparently not on the evening I go. Shame. I was looking forward to perving opportunities.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
You'll find love when you least expect it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I'm not expecting it now :P
by that token there should be someone on my case this very instant. I'm pretty much finished with the whole emo-singleness thing, I'm just browsing, you know?
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I'm not even browsing berk.
I've decided I'm too awesome to have to look, and if I keep just 'being me' then good things will happen.

I maybe single for some time
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
*there there*
I too have thought this. I too have come to the same conclusion. I do enjoy a good window shop though.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Nah.
If I window shop, my eyes get dragged to things outside my price-range.

I'm more 'budget' than 'designer'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Haha
I like to look at Prada but can only afford Primark, if you know what I mean. That's why I'm only browsing.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I'm not sure that's healthy.
This girl I've alluded to is, most probably, out of my price range. But who knows? I might be able to negotiate a discount that'll put her in my price range.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Why is it not healthy
to look at very cute men, think 'gosh, they're really cute' and then do nothing about it? Like you say - waaaaaaaay out of my price range and the cute ones are always unobtainable anyway. So why not just appreciate them for being easy on the eye and think no more about it? It's not like I'm being all cougar or anything.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Is there a female version of FHM
With a High Street Hunk supplement?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
That's not nearly as much fun as people-watching though.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
berk and Jeff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBb5y8IHAtE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Well mostly boys in my case
although I can apppreciate a pretty girl too. But yes.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm not calling you a lezzer or owt!
Where have you been looking for love?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I didn't think you were
and as I said, I haven't been looking. But I've been out a bit recently and it's fun to window shop in bars and stuff.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
The fact you've started going out
means you'll soon meet someone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
We'll see.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
nothing wrong with cougaring

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It's alright to window shop
Just don't smash and grab.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
*blushes*
as if I would! I'm far too shy for that sort of thing.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I won't point out that Internet shopping
Sounds like you are trying to book a Thai bride/husband.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
a friend did describe internet dating
as 'shopping for boys'
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You've cheapened me by saying that.
I feel violated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
cheapened
you?
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Well, what is one level below 'value'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
happy shopper?

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We all want to be Happy Shoppers!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Happy Shopper has connotations of Netto
I do not like the idea of netto and internet dating in the same sentence.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
If I were to 'online date'
What site would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
OKCupid
because it's free.

really really really not plenty of fish
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What is wrong with the fish site?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
just terrifing
I was on it for 24 hrs. My picture wasn't up yet and I already had about a million emails from letchy guys
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I wouldn't know!
I've never actually used one. Okcupid is the one I signed up to, but I still haven't filled in my profile.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
do it!
it's fun. If a little scary
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I really can't be arsed with all the hassle
plus I had a flick through the people in my area and was not at all impressed. Vain and horrid though that may be.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I've had to go a little further afield
there are no hot guys in swansea
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I'd pass comment.
But it's already too far to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
like hitler

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Why settle for mediocrity?
if they do nothing for me physically then with the best will in the world it's not going to go anywhere.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I go more for the profile
besides, I can't be as picky as you
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Why not?
there's nothing worse than being in a 'meh' relationship.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
So we've got a (hopeful) PhD student
Someone at Oxford and someone who lectures, all being single.

MEN ARE SCARED OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
no one is
intimidated by art teachers
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Oh look.
The solution can be found at the bottom of the page.

ON THE LEFT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Oh don't mean go for 'meh'
I mean I can't necessarily go for 'super hot' - Those guys are rarely after overweight divorcee larpers
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Maybe you'll go out, realise you aren't right for each other in 'that' way.
But make a friend. A friend who might have friends you do fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Possibly
but it all sounds like hassle, time and money I don't have.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Using the Prada/Primark analogy above
I'm not settling for less than All Saints*. This is why I'll be single forever


*In the sense of slightly quirky and just right for me, not necessarily in terms of looks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
I'm too fat for Alexander McQueen.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Pfft nonsense
aim high.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Have I shown you the item of clothing that costs more than my degree and maintenance loans for the whole thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
I think so
but if you've got the link handy I'll look again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

www.net-a-porter.com/product/105146

OH MY GOD SO MUCH WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
I hadn't seen that one
that is really quite something
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
I think I could pull it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
You'll be snapped up in no time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
probably not
but as berk points out above, why settle for a meh relationship
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
I would settle for one.
My most successful one was mostly meh. It was comfortable and what I needed. Strong feelings just end in disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
It doesn't make sense to me
either have a bit of a fun thing or be with someone you can see making it work with. Don't just settle for someone because there's nobody else around at the minute. And Amberl, you would and can get plenty of interest, if only you had a bit more confidence.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I'm beginning to think it's me
and not my looks. *Shock horror*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
I'm not internet shopping
well, I am, as it happens. But for stuff, not blokes.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
you can certainly get some good bargains
online
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Returns policies can often be a pain though

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This
items bought online are often significantly not as described.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Not now Superandy is back.
I have just drawn some superman pictures to photocopy tomorrow. They are all obsessed with him.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
What on earth are you talking about Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Everyday they ask me to draw pictures for them to colour in, so I have done a few that I can just
photocopy tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Are you quite talented with that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
yeah I have always been good at art and I used to collect Superman comics
so can do some pretty good pics for them. I have drawn about 30 dinosaurs in the past week.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Cool.
What are you teaching tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Welsh language.
For which I have drawn a massive orange dinosaur! should be good I can't pronounce half the words!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
How will an orange dinosaur help with Welsh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
because we are learning parts of the body
so I have done English labels and Welsh and the idea is they will label it in english then I will take them away and see how well they do with the Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Seems fair enough.
Kids like dinosaurs. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
naaaaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Hola K!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Aloha ahiahi

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Magnum PI?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
uwe
pau hana
A hui hou
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
University of the West of England!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
UWE-tastic Bob!
Or, if you bump into a student in Bristol, 'I'm at uni in Bristol' (to which you can tell immediately if they are at Bristol Uni, or the UWE).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I went to UWE
for all of about 3 months. It was so shit that I dropped out.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Eek!
You've gone all foreign on me.

What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
oops, oh no!
quitting time for work
until we meet again
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Have a nice evening K.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
No, but my body is.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Have you been to the gym again?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Had to stop as I almost fainted
That told me not to go with a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Does your gym have a sauna?
That are good for sweating out germs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
The studio is a fucking sauna.
Too much weight, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Take a couple of recovery days off.
Then get back into it
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Sir yes sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
At ease.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Am I fucking at ease or what
Don't have to wake up til around 1.30 tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Bloody student...

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Knowing me I will wake up at 8am.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
That doesn't mean you have to get up then.
Not unless you really fancy a wee.

In which case. Get up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)
you have all the best advice, Jeff

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That'll be my age.
The wealth of experience I've gathered over these years isn't to be ignored.

*Hasn't woken up needing a wee in weeks and forgotten to go for a piss*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
That rocks.
Have some booze, and then SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
No booze.
I'm not drinking and I think I might vomit. Everything's a bit hazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
are you eating properly as well?
illness plus no food plus gym = messy!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
In hindsight, probably not.
I've had some chocolate now, building up my sugar again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Hope you feel better pal

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Cheers love.
Good luck with lessons tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
word

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
No.
I want to be banned from the internet forever because it wastes too I much of my time.

I'm a silly drunken man.

How do I go about this? My sister won't let me shag her and I don't want to anyway.

I can't drive a plane. I don't want to go to The Arctic because it's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
If you want to be banned from the Internet.
I suggest you post a few shit puns.

Monty will insist you leave here in no time at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I want to be REALLY unpopular.
Drive me out of b3ta on a rail, or I'll keep crawling back like a kicked puppy.

Bring /talk on here to hound me out.

I'm better than any transformer-pyjama'd small parts fiddler on here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I nomed the internetz. Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Did you hunt out new Pawn Stars TGB?
And have you got Gonz involved in the joy that is Chumlee?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Not yet I think gonz would get too excited at the amount of shiny things
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Is London treating you well?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
no, but then I'd be
EVEN MOAR BORED!
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How are you feeling now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
BORED!
and a little ill still.

I need a new hobby or something. One where I get to meet new people who aren't necessarily LARPers
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Watch Pawn Stars on the internet.
Start with season 1, episode 1.

TGB will confirm it rocks. And occasionally, they have swords on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
where on the internet?
it's a big place
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Two mins Crunchy.
I'll find you exactly what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
he says that to all his bitches

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I ain't no bitch, yo!

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It was a cheap reference to the fact
you know, he fucks dogs!!! like the furry ones with tails!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
yeah
I know! and I was just totally using the opportunity to be all street, like. It was totally bangin' slice*


*I have it on 'good authority that this is what the cool kids in wales say
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Ha trick question
there are no cool kids in Wales!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
i've been tricked!

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Have either you or Bob been in touch with POD?
He has taken a job near Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
so I heard
no, I think he'd be too scared. Plus I'm like 60 miles from Cardiff
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So you are just 30 miles from each other.
In Welsh, that is just a couple of fields.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
really? Surely that depends which side of Cardiff he is
At this rate there will be enough people in south wales for an actual bash to happen
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No cunt will go though..
Not until they move the pay-point on the bridge.

I'm happy to pay to get out of Wales. I have a real issue with paying to get into the place.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
it's the other way around
which always means I forget to check I have money when I'm on my way home
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See. It proves my point.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I think it's wales not wanting me back
I've been here 16 years and it still doesn't want me

well I don't want it *pouts*
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Get out of there Crunchy.
Wales isn't where you should be.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
i know
but unless I can find a job before this one becomes permanent in April (probably) I'm stuck here for some while
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They were all on YouTube
But very few of them seem to be there now.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
glee is on

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
:(
BUT! I just got talked into trying a salsa lesson - I think I will go this thursday
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Salsa lesson?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
No. I am busy being confused.
A journalist from Standpoint has just been in touch with me asking for an interview. My mind is a bit boggled.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
don't get your tits out for his mate the photographer!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
OK, firstly, it's a woman, you horrible sexist.
Secondly, phone interview.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Tell Bob about the offside rule.
That'll show him. SHOW HIM GOOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I was watching football at work on Sunday
I made a general threat that every time some hilarious pillock took it upon himself to "explain" off-side to me, I would explain radical feminist theories of jurisprudence to them. Using a pint glass and three bottle caps.
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hahaha
you win!
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Achem
"The pint glass OPRESSES the female bottle caps because HE'S A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN and the WHOLE SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO FAVOUR HIM (etc)."
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But was it offside?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I am Andy Gray
and I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Yes it is
But that's ok, we would only have used it for evil.
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I'd have used it for weevils

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My point exactly

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I think I've worked out why there are so many single ladies on here.
They ALL try and steal the covers.

Stealing them on the right-hand side of the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
hahaha
The good thing about being single at the moment is a kingsize bed all to myself. I use one side for books
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Do you sleep spine-to-spine?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I have all the covers

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Do you sleep in a dust-jacket?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
that would be novel

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Do you have a hard-back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
that was
penny dreadful
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Shall we close this chapter?
I'll only get asked to leave the Internet again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
fine
I get the picture!...book
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Behave.
Can't we just turn the page, and start again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
I've been sleeping with Catullus for about a week.

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I'm reading a book which has greek gods and goddesses and things in
but it's still sci fi
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Ooh aye?
Not read a novel in ages. It's genuinely making me sad.
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Ilium, Dan Simmons
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I think I've heard of him.
Retelling of the fall of Troy, by any chance?
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yes
it could be complete bollocks, but I know little enough about it that I'm enjoying the book
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Is Hector the best character in the book?
If so, it's doing it right.
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wut?

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Totally.
Best. Character. In the Iliad.
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I don't even know what to say
Achilles for sure
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Nooooooo
he's such a douche, and a whiny one to boot.

I can't believe we're doing this
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I'm shaking my head in disbelief
Hector. He's rubbish. And he killed Patroclus but not even by himself.
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But he loves his wife and son and his country and everyone agrees he's Generally A Nice Guy.
Shag marry kill Hector Odysseus and Achilles?

Marry Hector, shag Odysseus (with a condom, the filthy slag), and kill the whiny bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
It would be a tough call
since I don't want to marry Odysseus (for obvious reasons) and I don't want to marry Achilles (for obvious reasons) but Hector has to be to kill.

So Hector- Kill. Achilles- Shag. Odysseus (assuming no marriage to Penelope- I ain't no bigamist, bitch) -Marry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
Hector's not been in it all that much
it's an odd kind of take on it, in that the gods are all post humans and there are also reconstituted dudes who were scholars in their previous lives who are working out if stuff is happening like what it did in the original book
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Hahahaha
bizarrely, so do I. And I was always quite good about sharing the covers, but a right total bastard about putting my cold feet on warm bits of body.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
I fucking hate that.
Unless it is pre-arranged.

A needy cry of 'my feet are cold' is normally all it take to welcome them onto me, but to be attacked with cold feet? Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I don't think you really need to worry
about the likelihood of me putting my cold feet on you. Since it's usually pre-empted by an evil chuckle, the other half generally knows it's coming anyway.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I wasn't worried berk.
No. In. The. Slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
No, I don't suppose for a minute that you were
you're almost certainly safe from my cold feet. The tickling finger, however...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Oooh! Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
Haha
I'm not sure thats tickling that's being done in that picture. It may involve a finger though.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)
Either way.
It's quite the 'carry on'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
Carry on?
well, since you've asked so nicely...
*tickles*
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
STOP IT!
*Gets the giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Hehehe

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
I do steal covers, it must be said.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Are all cover versions not theft?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Pfft.
The last person I slept in a bed with was Berk. I hope I was a satisfactory bedfellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You were extremely well behaved
and your bed was exceedingly comfortable.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
My ex has refused ever to sleep in the same room/bed as me again
He was a horribly light sleeper and I'm prone to nose blockages thus snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I think you may have, a little
but not objectionably so - not that it bothered me in the slightest. The ex could snore so loud you could hear him in a different room with the doors shut.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
I can't sleep on my front, though.
My breasts genuinely get in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you right now.

(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
The amount I care is roughly equivalent to the size of my breasts.
Oh, that's a lot. Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
*sniggers*
not that I should complain really, I got re-measured the other day and can't really justifiably moan about being flatchested, according to the good people of Debenhams, Marks & Spencer and La Senza...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Are your tits that big they took up 3 shops?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
No
I just didn;t believe them the first or second time. A biological set of replicates is n=3, you know...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)
So, like every other woman I've met.
You've been measured, and your cup size is actually bigger than you thought it was?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Somewhat, yes

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
And that makes you feel better, how?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
*shrugs*
the smaller cup sizes, A or B...well the assumption is that you're pretty flat chested if you're one of those sizes. Once you get past C though, I'm inclined to think women are more proportional.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
But if you still think your tits look small?
What does the measurement mean?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)
As Amberl says below
it can be taken as a measure of being in proportion. So whereas before I had small boobs for my size, now they're about right. I'm still not convinced, but who am I to argue with maths?
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
I don't like the word 'boobs'
It makes them sound like a mistake.

Breasts are never a mistake*.

*Unless they are a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:32, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far
I prefer boobs to tits. Boobs is a friendlier word.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)
cupsize goes up
as backsize goes down. So pretty much it's better proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
I did tell you this :P

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
It's all about the bra, I maintain this

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)
Bra or not
I was right *gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Mine are shrinking, my perfectly fitting bra is now getting a little loose.
In the back, though. Which is EXCELLENT NEWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
berk? berk? BERK?
Answer the question, otherwise this is going in my W:\ drive.

EDIT: Consider that answered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Lolololololol
A lady never kisses and tells.

in this case the lady never kissed in the first place, but you know
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I was jesting!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I know.
She was very tired, though. What might have been -sighs-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
I can assure you
you're not missing anything.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
If the Internet (well here, and I'm not sure how it happened) is to be believed.
You could have orally pleasured yourself, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
*sigh*
Al's an arse.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Oddly, he called me an arse earlier.
This must make me an arse to the power of a billion.

Thankfully, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
As the victim of a terrible meme
I feel your pain.
just like how you feel your labia with your chin
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
What's that about Labia's chins?
that's not very nice you know, the poor boy seems to have a complex for some reason.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)
I thought that phrasing would probably come up if he did a vanity search.
"Chin" and "labia" are kind of inextricable now. Hope the poor boy doesn't get so thin he disappears though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)
He's as bad as Rswipe
there's nothing to him and he's convinced he's fat. *shakes head sadly*
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Lots of people round here thing they're fat.
Should I start thinking I've got excessive weight issues? I think I'm too thin, but if it's an Internet craze, I'll get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
I wouldn't have said you were so thin you looked ill
but I could be wrong.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
Well, technically, I'm thin BECAUSE I'm ill.
I'd be on a diet otherwise.

That'll confuse most around here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)
Last person I shared a bed with was a woman from work
(in a none rude way) it was not in any way weird or awkward. Not at all.
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Given you teach all manner of photography-type-things.
Does turning the lights out before you go to bed make if feel like you are sleeping in work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
haha
only when the red lights are on
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and that's also work
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
To be fair
I was waiting for that :)
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Roooooooooooooxanne
etc.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Thanks a fuckin' bunch.
I just get rid of Billy Ray Cyrus and you put that in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
It's no more than you deserve.

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
I'll get you back.
I'll bide my time, but don't you worry. I'll destroy your internal jukebox. And I don't mean with something like this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOUCmo4wFU

Wot are yous loik?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Haha, they've reformed
it was in the news today.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)
Yup
www.metro.co.uk/music/854160-b-witched-twins-edele-and-keavy-lynch-are-back
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
C'est la vie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
-takes sip of drink-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Tomorrow (based on it being past 12) Amberl.
TOMORROW. It starts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Amberl knows.
It's all about the 2nd of this month.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Over my head, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)
It's a guilty secret we both share.
I'm too ashamed to admit to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Oh I remember this from a few nights ago.
I go down a road with the same name every day. Thus I hate it by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)
*cries*
I need help. Lamps. Help me*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Why the fuck are you asking me for help?
I'm in bed listening to David Guetta. I'm completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Amy Winehouse
covering The Specials. Is that better or worse, d'you reckon?
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea.
Have moved on to Bugsy Malone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Oh Lampy.
We could have been anything that we wanted to be.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
THAT JUST PLAYED AS I READ THAT
GET OUT OF MY ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)
*Sneaks out of Lampy's cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Started a new thread
this one is a bit crowded
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
That's the one with a very young Jodie Foster?
I've never seen it.
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)
It's a good value kids film.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Hahaha oh dear
I've not shared a bed in a sexual way since September. Have had a couple of sharings since then but they were all polite and chaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I think my last was October.

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Bed time for Crunchys
night all
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Sleep well you poorly little LARPer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

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