I don't even know what to say
Achilles for sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nooooooo
he's such a douche, and a whiny one to boot.

I can't believe we're doing this
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I'm shaking my head in disbelief
Hector. He's rubbish. And he killed Patroclus but not even by himself.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

But he loves his wife and son and his country and everyone agrees he's Generally A Nice Guy.
Shag marry kill Hector Odysseus and Achilles?

Marry Hector, shag Odysseus (with a condom, the filthy slag), and kill the whiny bitch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

It would be a tough call
since I don't want to marry Odysseus (for obvious reasons) and I don't want to marry Achilles (for obvious reasons) but Hector has to be to kill.

So Hector- Kill. Achilles- Shag. Odysseus (assuming no marriage to Penelope- I ain't no bigamist, bitch) -Marry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)