I just spent an hour and a half in the bath
BLISS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet you look like my grandma now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

My fingers on my left hand are more bobbly than the right.
But for the most part my skin is as taut and fresh as is possible for a fat girl.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

If the water was very hot maybe your skin shrunk in the wash
Which reminds me I need to get my coat dry cleaned
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

-whistles Buffalo Bill's song from Silence!-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Are you suggesting Lampy bathed in piss?
Sorry, you said 'look', not 'smell'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Are you suggesting
TGB practices lesbian crossgenerational incest?

sorry you said smell, not taste

EDITED
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Amberl I told you that in confidence!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

*edits post*
*edits in more acceptable 'lesbian crossgenerational incest' joke, than what was there before*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Damn, I missed it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

*actually laughs out loud*
/is very glad no-one is in the room
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

haha nutter

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I feel a tiny bit evil now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)

-hisses-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Did you open a bottle of Matey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Nah, spot of Flying Fox in while I was running the water
And my shampoos all smell lovely when I use them, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

What's Flying Fox?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Lush bath stuff*
*Lush the brand, not the studenty praise. It's not lush
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

It's good though.
Unless you're allergic :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I thought the only people allergic to soap were the French?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I'm familiar with Lush.
If you walk into one of their shops and stay any longer than 5 minutes you can feel your eyes burn.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I have this problem, too
I once bought something from one (being all confused by my eyes and nose being attacked) and it made everything smell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I bought the ex a load of 'Bath Bombs'
I was expecting something similar to the stunt the IRA pulled in Brighton back in the 80s.

Imagine how annoyed I was when she told me she'd really enjoyed her bath.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

You expected Margaret Thatcher to go down?
That's one niche fantasy there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

hahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)

hahaha
Not exactly. But whatever floats your boat Amberl!

Got a busy day tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)