I...I...um..can't argue with that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The defence rests your honour.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)

The prosecution would like to make the following point.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B87snXgV7Pg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Objection! circumstancial evidence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5LWwC-cE8
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)

someone just shot themselves in the foot, there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Tom is ace!
is was
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

is he dead, now?
I thought we'd have had a day of mourning in wales if that were the case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)

no he is still alive,
but he has gone off a bit. Wierd old man!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)

probably smells of gone off cabbage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I bet he has a mountain of pants somewhere in one of his estates.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)

nasty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

It's not unusual.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)

You should go to the doctor's.
NEXT ON RUINED PUNCHLINES
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)

*sad face*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Have you heard the one about the three kids called Blossom, Sunbeam and Fridge?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

No..
Go on
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Well the punchline is ruined, but I'll tell it anyway.
A man was walking down a road in a residential part of town. He saw a pretty girl playing in the garden and stopped to talk to her.

"Hello dearie, what's your name?" he said. He's not a paedo, by the way.

"My name is Blossom!" said the little girl, with a twinkle in her eye and a cheerful laugh.

"Why, that's an unusual name!" explained the man. "How did your parents choose that?"

"Well," said Blossom, "when I was first born my parents took me out into the garden. They hadn't named me yet, but the wind caught the branches of the cherry blossom tree and a single petal landed on my forehead. They took it as a sign and called me Blossom."

The man, too polite to dismiss this as hippy bollocks, nodded and agreed it was a pretty name and oh-so-original. Suddenly, a younger girl ran out of the house to join her sister. She was sweet, with golden curls and a cheeky grin.

"Ah, this is Sunbeam!" Blossom said. "Can you guess why she's called Sunbeam?"

The man shook his head. Blossom continued. "Well, when she was first born my parents took her into the living room. It was such a dreary day, but suddenly the clouds parted and a single ray of sunlight came into the room and touched the baby on the head. They took it as a sign and named her Sunbeam!"

The man was just about to say what a pretty name it was, when a third child ran out of the house. Well, ran might be too kind. The child- he couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl, it was so hideous- shambled up and let loose a stream of nonsense syllables.

The two sisters gave the child a scathing look, and said "Shut up, Fridge."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Is that one of your favourite jokes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

I do love it.
Though when telling it aloud you must be careful not to be too loud.

C.F. the Helen Keller's dog joke
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)