"I think however that the most likely option is the great Cock Shaped Mansion of the B3topia Mayor"
The group agreed that as this was just round the corner this was probably the best option and bidding farewell to Lusty they once again set off.

A deep rumbling shook the land and again the nauseous smell washed over them. "Monty is going to have a lot of custom tomorrow" said Wooks removing a chunk from his pocket

As they rounded the corner the majestic magenta building rose up out of the land, it's top glistening in the rising sun. The path to the mansion was lined with great daleks, which towered over the group, Lampers noticed one of Jeff's poodles reliving itself on one but decided not to mention it.

Knocking at the door, it slowly opened to reveal a long corridor with rooms leading off on both sides and at the end of the corridor was a spiral staircase which disappeared up into the heights of the building.

"Hello?" called Lab, his chins quivering with excitement and fear as he caught a whiff of another smell, a tasty rich inviting smell.

"Come on up!" said a voice that drifted down from one of the upper floors. The group ascended the staircase, looking at the pictures that hung on the wall showing some of the most memorable moments in B3topian history.

Al winning the pie eating contest, BK buying non alcoholic beer, Light in Chains with a cock on his neck, Bert being arrested, the fabled Honda Civic, hundreds of B3toians and their model girlfriends and Edmund proudly standing next to his fighter jet at the North Pole.

"So much history" mused Amberl "it's really quite a fantastic place to be"
"And you haven't even seen the Nork Gallery yet" laughed the Mayor, his splendid velvet coat billowing out behind him as he came to meet his guests. "What brings you to my humble abode?"

They group relayed the tale of ruined marshmallows, rapey monsters and fat b3tans, and how their search for the cause of the terrible smell had led them there.

"ah" said the Mayor embarrassed. "That'll be the wife. I knew we shouldn't have had Mexican last night"

THE END
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FANTASTIC.
Your finest hour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:34, Reply)

I love this
especially the pictures. I also love how your sig tallies with the end
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:37, Reply)

hah I just noticed that
Thanks :) it was a surprising amount of fun and a big round of applause to my fine b3tan muses
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:38, Reply)

I hope you'll be avoiding work tomorrow and thinking about how you can exend the story.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:40, Reply)

haha
I shall be sleeping at work I think
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:41, Reply)

You got all the best in

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:40, Reply)

Have you see WR yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:49, Reply)

I have
The new pastoral care woman is a cow. What is wrong with her?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:50, Reply)

Ambition is my guess.
Also, I can see the Spanish teacher getting it on what what's-his-name the pupil.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:56, Reply)

Yeah
but surely they've already played the pupil/teacher scenario this season.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:08, Reply)

Maybe it'll be him not wanting to know
And her wanting to get it on?

We'll find out over the next few weeks! :))
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:14, Reply)

Sadly yes I am looking forward to it haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:25, Reply)

-riotous applause-
I saw the end coming, must admit, but there's no finer tribute to the woman.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:49, Reply)

Obvious ending is obvious
In all fairness I didn't expect it to turn into five instalments but I'm glad you all enjoyed :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:51, Reply)

I'm still laughing.
EDIT: and I've 'liked' every bit of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:57, Reply)