have you tried eating regular healthy meals, cutting the booze out and doing some exercise?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've cut down massively on alcohol
Most days I have none and then the occasional big session. Foodwise I've really cut down. It's worth it to lose weight, but there has been no change in a month and it's not worth it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

It'll come.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You poofter.
You need my patented 'drink, drugs and rich food diet'.

Warning: may cause bankruptcy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This is Oxford
The closest we get to drugs is coffee. Unless you're a chemist in which case you get weed.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That is a massive lie.
Oxford (town, not university specifically) is chock-full of drugs. This is a definite fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

True, a bit of a lie
but it's mostly cocaine (and mephredrone for a bit.) In the university that is, I know nothing of the town or Brookes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)

it does take a while to start happening
even if you do cut down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

a month of self-deprivation
Should at least result in a tiny bit of change. At this rate it'll be years before I see any difference
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

why not just eat until you are fat enough to qualify for a gastric band?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)