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That threads even longer.Right none of you are perfect obviously.
So all set yourself a challenge and this time next month I'll ask you how you've got along.
Must be a hard challenge or you're a pussy.
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I aim to still have a jobhow's that?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Decent enough,but how much can you actually do about that?
Are you officially in consultation?
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yeah we arehave interviews for jobs within the new structure tomorrow and wednesday. I'm fairly sure I should be ok, given the new job descriptions and my skills and experience, but don't want to be too confident.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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Thanks, appreciate it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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thanks old chap(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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You'll be spot-on mate, they'd never sack someone with thighs like yours.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:04,
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You'll be fineHave the croissant warming nicely ready for when you get the good news.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I've failed my Ny challengeSo I'll decline taking up another one
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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It was to learn how to say 'now' in a Northern Irish accent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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This made me do a proper desklol(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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have you tried eating regular healthy meals, cutting the booze out and doing some exercise?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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I've cut down massively on alcoholMost days I have none and then the occasional big session. Foodwise I've really cut down. It's worth it to lose weight, but there has been no change in a month and it's not worth it.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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You poofter.You need my patented 'drink, drugs and rich food diet'.
Warning: may cause bankruptcy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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This is OxfordThe closest we get to drugs is coffee. Unless you're a chemist in which case you get weed.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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That is a massive lie.Oxford (town, not university specifically) is chock-full of drugs. This is a definite fact.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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True, a bit of a liebut it's mostly cocaine (and mephredrone for a bit.) In the university that is, I know nothing of the town or Brookes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:03,
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it does take a while to start happeningeven if you do cut down.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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a month of self-deprivationShould at least result in a tiny bit of change. At this rate it'll be years before I see any difference
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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why not just eat until you are fat enough to qualify for a gastric band?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:55,
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I looked at swtiching mortgagesbut the cunts want nearly 4k for early redemption. That's one of my credit cards' balance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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Have you seen if you can transfer some of your debts between cardssome offer unadvertised balance transfers for existing customers, you'll have to ring them all up.
www.moneysavingexpert.com/cards/cut-credit-card-interest
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In short yes and have already done two major transfers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15,
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Good startcheck you utilities bills are the cheapest they can be.
Then check you're paying the correct amount of coucil tax, then check income tax.
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Become a proper functioning human being.Which means sorting out what I consume, in terms of food and drugs.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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Come to dinner and I'll sort both of those things out no problem.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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giving a "meat injection"with your "flesh hypodermic" does not cover both of those things.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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After all, "it's only a little prick"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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Realised I booked the appointment to sort out the latter when I'm not in the country.If I don't go they'll send me letters again and call me. I could just go and rearrange but I'm not behaving myself and I don't want to go.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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If I can get one.I might move it back a week and in the meantime try and get in contact with counseling.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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Just tried calling them on the number listed on the websiteSeems to be a wrong number. Which is really, really, rather irritating. I hate missing appointments.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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it's better to be in control of stuff like thatevery little helps. You are going to have to go and deal with it at some point, so better to have it when you want, on your schedule than to cause a bit of upheaval and have them send you letters and call you and stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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you've been doing really wellOn the food front. And why would you want more drugs?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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I'm drug-free at the moment.So it's not more drugs, it's any.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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oh I just assumed you meant MDs(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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No MDs for me.They don't agree with me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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Why would you not?/ROCKANDFUCKINGROLL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I've been trying to lose weight for about 19 yearsBut now I own a treadmill I have absolutely no excuse to not manage it.
That has nothing to do with my challenge, I just know you love hearing inane details about my life.
Tell you what, I'll try not to allow myself to become riled unnecessarily by any B3tan for the rest of February. How's that?
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Sadly neither, he has posted online his desires to nonce up underage boysThe fucking peedo, he's obsessed with underage musky arseholes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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I know it was a stalagmite/stalegtite jokeBut also "go down" and "go up" makes it sound a bit rude in gay terms.
/no wonder I have to keep explaining my jokes.
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These people are a little slow.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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Ah the old Jonathan King defence, best of luck with that in a court of law(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:55,
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Poor old Jonathan...A martyr to the cause. He should be renamed Martin Luther...
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And they also fought of an army of like A MILLION arabswho had GIANTS and MEN IN SCARY MASKS. And there were hardly any Greeks to fight them cos Greece is tiny but full of really hard men.
/everything Hollywood tells me is true
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I'm notThat HAPPENED. And America won both wars without our help and fought off several alien invasions, also single-handed
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Seriously though, does anyoneactually rim anyone or is it just something people say at parties? I'm game on for most things but rimming, even with a cellophane barrier, just seems a little ...ripe.
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Especially when it's me ;)(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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I've done it a couple of timesbut only on filmsets. It's not something I would do privately.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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Do you think 48 IQ Alan and Kieronrimmed each other before the judge made his cruel stipulation?
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I'm feeling sick enough at the moment as it is.Shut the fuck up.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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I just thought, if you're a large rodent, is your girlfriend a muskrat?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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Hey,She's my wife. And I thought the posters here were supposed to be 'gentle'. It says so at the top, look!
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Everything, it appears.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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I think perhaps you would be best off sealed into a giant plastic bubble where you're safe from all the scary bacteria.EDIT - Also I would consider suggesting to your wife that she have a fucking shower some time.
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well, if i'm not perfect i'm at something of a loss as to what isbut i can give it a go for the purposes of fitting in:
i - to not fuck this one up;
ii - to have some salary left at the end of every month;
iii - to find a bra that defies gravity but doesn't make me look tarty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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I'm already challenging myselfIt's going alright.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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Hey Psychochomp, you're a dapper, well-dressed man-about-town.Do you, or any of the other lads here, have a rough idea of how much taking in a coat can cost? Google is vague on the subject of taking in the back/sides and the tailors I've spoken to won't quote until I bring the coat in.
It's a full length Crombie and I'm fucked if I'm carting it in a bag around Uxbridge. It's not theft I'm afraid of, the residents here wouldn't know a Crombie if it bit them, but it's a touch on the heavy side.
Coat length, arms and shoulders are fine, but the main body is laughably oversized.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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find a wrinkled easten european woman to do itbetter than a tailor and cheaper.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I was hoping you might replygiven that you've been known to wear decent clothes on occasion. Unfortunately I don't know of any Eastern European women poor enough to live in Uxbridge.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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I need to find myself a tailor as well, so this is at the forefront of my mindfortunately one of my mates has found a wizened Polish woman to do the job very cheap, and he has already had an expensive suit worked on by her, so he knows she can do the business.
Not sure how you go about finding one in Uxbridge, but I stand by my advice.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:49,
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But it does have an 'X' in, same as Uxbridgewhich presumably makes it feel more homelike to Eastern Europeans. Probably needs more 'Z's though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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the subject heading here is hilariouseven better than your rapping on the other thread. you're on fire today.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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To put it into contextI've a 42" chest, so 44" with suit etc. This thing was my grandad's and it absolutely hangs off me. If I reposition the buttons, I'll be able to wrap the twat around me twice. I need a section taking out.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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Judging by the size of the coatGrandpa had a good 50" in his chest. I knew he was a big man, but Christ.
You know as well as anybody that I'm hardly small. This thing *hangs* off me. It's embarrassing.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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yeah but when i used to see you marauding around uxbridgethere were no comparables. you should take a picture of yourself wearing it next to a statue of a bear or something so that we can all compare it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:55,
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I might have to take it to that weird bloke on Windsor StreetThe foreign bloke. If I'm lucky, he might even be Polish.
It's about the only coat I have that's presentable enough to be worn over a DJ.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:59,
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i miss martin's cafeand his slabs of lasagne that took a month to digest.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:01,
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Still never been in thereIt looks like a twee coffee shop and smells like Arabs.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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the food is awesomepoor old martin, his profits plunged when i left uxbridge and all my friends stopped going, we were in there at least twice a week. the other place i loved was pop-i-andys in the pavilions... unbelievably cheap amazing greek food.
mmm, vege moussaka, feta cheese salad and chips for a fiver.....
i have a 250 calorie marks and sparks salad for lunch today. it is NOT THE SAME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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You jokebut since you moved, I've not seen more than three people in there on any given lunchtime.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Is it the Simply Fuller Longer Italian style one?Because that is delicious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:11,
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no! not seen thatthis is a "super wholefoods" small box thing, it's got edame beans and lentils and stuff in it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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Edamame beans and lentils are amazingthe Simply Fuller Longer has pasta, beans, rocket, sundried tomato, pepper (as in the veg), cheese and mozzarella. And a pot of dressing for the side.
255 CALORIES MOTHER FUCKING YES
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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Are you already sharpening your secateurs?Or are you the old fashioned garden shears kind of man?
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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I was planning on using fire.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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Why would you carry a coat in a bag when you've got a perfectly good torso to carry it around on?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:11,
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Because when I wear it, it looks like a wonderfully made woollen tentand I'm terribly, terribly vain.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15,
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Simple one for meLose weight and get fit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I'll try and put some weight on.*Stupid metabolism*
Either that, or I'll try and engineer a date with a lovely lady.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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I'll post you my excess poundsof flab
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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your opening hereis not going to endear you to many people.
"my wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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why did you put the last in quotes?sounds like a normal post except...how much were the shoes?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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because it's from "friends"don't pretend you didn't know that.
humph, i am beyond skint this month, stupid lease extension (£50,000 straight in the queen's pocket, since you ask), stupid solicitors, living on 25% of your salary is FUCKING HARD.
when is it 20 feb, please? i need to get paid.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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try having a mortgage that is about half the combined salary of two engineersthen having bills on top of that and a wedding to save for.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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you're alright thanksi think i'll stick with my overpaid responsibility free single lifestyle when i get it back next month, ta!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:54,
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don't have much in the way of responsibilitybut I do have a beautiful girlfriend with whom to spend my time.
frankly, from what I understand from you poor fools on here, being single is shit and I'm glad I'm well out of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:56,
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what i will say isthat the shitty twats i met last year have made me really appreciate what i have going on this year!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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she was trying to get a gay bloke to fuck her(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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i have done that in the pasti was only at school though. these days i KNOW that if a guy is very good looking, very witty, very clever, very funny and utterly charismatic, over 25 and single... he's gay.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:05,
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Woohoo! I'm straight.I'm only ticking the over 25 and single boxes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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I was thinking I was toofortunately my non-single status has saved me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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I appreciate that you need to keep telling yourself that so that you have a small beacon of hopebut it's just not the case. By all means end yourself now if you can't take it, but that's the way it is.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:11,
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Mmmmm, bacon.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:17,
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you hilarious idiot(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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I was thinking that tooBut I've been saved by not only not being single, but by having a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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*texts Lusty*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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True, she did introduce you to Dutch Schteve"Schtop, your colon isch not ready yet, you need to dousche or at leascht pusch your poopoo to one schide or I'll never fit it all in"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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Speak up you're mumblingaround the cock in your mouth
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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I rebel against your rules.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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Ha! Sadly not(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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Kicking against the pricks?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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I know the feeling, after bills this month, I had £70 to live on.I've managed to make it last until the end of next week, would have been further, but I had an unexpected bank charge.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:01,
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£70??ok this makes me feel v bad about whinging!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:05,
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so you should(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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It's my own faultI landed myself in the situation I am now, but I was able to work it out last month.
If I have a thoroughly dull month in February, then a chilled on in March, by April, I will be 100% debt free to any companies, and I can start sorting out the friend who helped me a long time back, before my money troubles first started.
I can't fucking wait.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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I must be living on 25% of your salary, then.Because I am FUCKING HARD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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oh babyi do love it when you talk so dirty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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It might not endear me to many peopleBut it's the greatest number of replies I've ever had to anything I've posted without being asked to leave the Internet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:48,
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Is there quite a big difference between the two?I've only got an IQ of 48.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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Hmm, the challenge for me is only taking one more loanSo I can't answer that yet, I can sort that at the end of next month though!
How about if I avoid getting a £5 box for a month? There is no food I want more, come payday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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death by fatness(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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YepBeef/Cheese/Chicken burger, chips, doner meat, 4 onion rings, 4 chicken nuggets and a drink.
Takes a few years off your life. Mmm, tasty tasty death.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:59,
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It's a once a month treatPlus, now I've discovered how nice the jacket potatoes my local takeaway does are, I'm not too fussed about getting ludicrous stuff anymore.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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Munchy box for lunch? Fackin 'ell boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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It's not for lunchAs tradition states, payday means going to the pub.
This takeaway is only 2 minutes off my walk home, so I'll often pop in, that night. If I don't drink on payday, then it'll simply be the next time I'm pissed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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I can't stand coleslawAlthough I do get onions on the burger, and tomato relish on the rest.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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See!This man gets the point!
Although, every time I think of takeaways now, I just want to eat a Colossus again :-(
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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All animals were harmed and had miserable lives in the making of this abomination(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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We need girlytimes at some point soon. When I'm up over Easter, let's hit 5th so hard it passes out.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Keep me away from fat smokers, alright?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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I think that thing you just linked on FB was from uncyclopedia,but I can't check at work.
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Oh I will.I'll roger that captain very hard.
-does what she wants 'cause a pirate is freeeee-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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Surely there's not much learning involved with box splitsMore stretching/training?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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Yeah, pretty much just more stretchingLots and lots. That's one of the few ways I was not made to bend.
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I used to be able to do themWhen I was doing fencing and tae kwon do. Not anymore though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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I've never understood the appeal of public sexThe idea of getting caught has only ever made me nervous, not horny
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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It's well naughty = turn on(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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I supposeI once had the girls Dad walk in on me porking her. She threw the duvet over us, so he wouldn't see what we were doing. Fucking hell, that was frightening!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:21,
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I've done it. In Farringdon, of all places.It was quite pleasurable but not enought to risk it again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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I always get confused when I see Farringdon written, as I keep thinking you're spelling it wrongBefore realising you're talking about the one in London, not in Oxfordshire.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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WoodlandPark
Ferry disabled loos
Local cricket ground
By a river
By a lake
other public loos
Nothing like the warmth of the sun on your balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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1st of may, 1st of mayOutdoor fucking starts today...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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I have no idea what challange to set myself.Somebody give me some ideas.
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girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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It is however, a Sisters of Mercy gig so suitable applicants may be thin on the ground.I reserve the right to change my mind.
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girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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Then you've got a near perfect wingwoman, get her to help out if you can't make your mind up!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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I doubt I'll have problems with quantity.I am expecting a lack of quality.
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girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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Never goodAsk Tourettes if you can borrow DG for the night?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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Have hot sweaty sex with Jeff BridgesOr if he is busy, any man with a beard.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:15,
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Yes it does.I have to cover all food groups in my diet but not eat too much of anything.
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girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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I thought that was fairly self-explanatory(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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there seems little pointas further down you said you'd gone off wanking
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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You will need the following1: a curved dildo
2: a towl
3: patience
4: a video camera
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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She's quite tall actually.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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ahahahhahahahahaha
ha
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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Tantric wanking(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Tantric cake-baking?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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That's ok, I shouldn't eat cake anyway(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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You're getting it mixed up with 'the M25' here.TOPGEARLOLZ!!!!!111!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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I love how everyone's suggestions for you are sex-related.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:19,
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How about"Accept yourself."
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:23,
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As in'everyone is getting laid accept yourself'?
This would have worked if spoken aloud. Honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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Yes Kristine, do it(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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I am not a guidoooooonot that all of them are, but I don't sound like I'm from joysey
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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You're the sweetest bitch I'll ever meet.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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If I were willing to do that I would have been looking for a new place to live a long ass time ago(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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