The missus not around then?
Oh well, needs musk.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well played.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Gaaaah!
Hoisted by my own perverted petard! The poor woman's not a musk-ox or a musk-rat. Her anus has nary a stain nor crinkle. In fact it's more like a sort of lower-body halo that emits a warm, loving light that beckons you in, occasionally emitting quiet puffs of orchid-scented perfume. Prostrate yourself before my wife's anus and take it not in vain!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I'll be round in half an hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

If there was one thing I was looking for from b3ta when I logged-on today, it was not a verbose description of your wife's arsehole.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I know.
Where was he last night when you really did?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)