Sorry to hear about your loss
Obligatory joke:
What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

To answer your question: I have the cheapest Nokia thingummy that I could get in the shop. No interwebular devices, no camera - and you should have seen the shop assistant's look of surprise: "You do know it's got no camera...?" "I am aware of that. The fact remains it is cheap and I do not need a camera in a telephone." - but it does have a funky LED flashlight built into it. Bet your fancy Iphones don't have one of those.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you can get an app for it, though.
well, probably. I dunno. The only apps I have are solitaire and hipstamatic, because I was drunk and it seemed funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'm sure you can
But I hear it gobbles up the battery life like a ravenous cottager
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm sure it does.
I'm all for simple phones. I just need to be able to access my work email 24/7.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I've got that phone too. it's my travel phone. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Oh yes, so you have.
Good, aren't they?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)