A mate of mine once said the name of his housemate
He says he didn't moan it, nor was it in the heat of passion. His brain simply decided he was going to say "Doug" at that moment, before creasing up laughing.

The most offputting thing said to me in bed was "Who is with you in there, Alexandra?" (I wasn't supposed to be there, so so hard not to laugh).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You weren't supposed to be 'in there'
Because she was only 12.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I wasn't supposed to be 'in there'
But I simply slipped, and once it was in there, she couldn't really argue.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When in Rome
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e +an Polanski
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)