eeeeeeeow
i was watching "fat families" last night (my american flatmate finds my obsession with programmes about the morbidly obese to be a bit upsetting, i keep explaining they make me feel attractive) and they were from derby.

my ex shagged a girl from derby (whilst we were still together, but anyway). afterwards she said to him "when did you last have sex?" "oh, a couple of months ago," he lied. "what about you?"

"friday night," she said. charming.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sheep are very accomodating
I hope you had him hosed, disinfected and sterlised before touching him again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

i only found out weeks later because his secretary
rang me having seen his emails... :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oooooooooh that sucks
Out of respect for you, I'm putting aside my instinctive horror that you might have Caught Derby in favour of sympathy that you had such a bellend of an ex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

weeks later?
She doesn't sound like a very efficient secretary.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)