I know
I was actually considering using it as a QOTW response but I've made a vague promise to myself to only tell stories that actually happened to me from now on. I don't want to turn into SpankyHanky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's the sort of story that puts you on very thin ice, it's true
Although to really go down that route, you'd have to start embellishing it with details about having sex with a girl while her dad had turned his back for a few seconds to see what the weather was doing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

The funny thing is that when I started trawling the old QOTW posts, before I found OT
I thought Spanky was really funny. Upon further reading it became apparent just how much absolute bullshit was incorporated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I thought they began quite well. Some of the early ones, I thought, were genuinely funny.
But after a few weeks the same old formula became progressively more tired and obvious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I think my "I'm not gay, really" shtick probably fits that description too
Not least since you pioneered it before I even rocked up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Oh don't worry, we've got something even better to replace that now...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't mind that one as much
Not least because the story ends with me two and a half grand better off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Also, it's already been done on there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)