Are you saying that if men were pretty you'd put it in them?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hmm, if I found men sexually attractive, I might try.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Looks that way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

you wouldn't?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Damned right I would.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh...OH!
I'm sorry, I'm utterly useless at telling when someone's making a pass at me! I didn't mean to sound insensitive or dismissive, you're a lovely guy, but I'm just not that way inclined.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

You're a nice guy, Lab, don't get me wrong
but something fundamental to the way the universe works would have to shift a few degrees for me to find you attractive.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Not the nicest of let-downs ever
But still better than "there's not enough beer in the world".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Get me that drunk, I probably wouldn't need that much convincing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)