School Trips
What was the best/worst/funniest school trip you went on and why?

Alt: Would you like a link from the BBC website?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:06, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

dude
my one about shit sex was much more interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

dude
I've already answered it.

And I've read the replies that have been posted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Ok, how about a compromise:
What was the best/worst/most terrifying sexual experience you had on a school trip and why?


(Alt: No, thank you, I can locate the BBC website quite adequately myself if I need news.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

AT LEAST HES TRYING

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

hey
i hi-jacked your thread with my shit sex suggestion, and i think you'll find it was the highlight of today. THE HIGHLIGHT.

consider this round of the jihad mine, all mine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Does my bomb look big in this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

do you ever run out of shit puns?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You're reply should have been
'No, I turdally don't'

3/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Geography about year 6
a guy went to the girls room played some sort of strip game in the dark thinking all the girls were stripping as well, they weren't they waited until he was naked turned on the lights and took something like 7 photos.
The bus home was hilarious. I think he cried.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

year 6?
really............my spidey sense says horseshit but it's the internet and I don't really give a fuck.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Yes, the poor boy was only in year 6.
That makes them PEEDOS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Could have been year 8
It was Agggges ago though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

year 8 sounds more like it, yr 6 kids are awkward and weird.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Three choices.
1) Thorpe Park + LSD = A Good Time
2) Stratford RSC King Lear + Special Brew & hashish = leave in the interval because the seats are uncomfortable and the play interminable, get fucked up in the park, then sneak back onto the coach with everyone else at the end
3) The best by far, a tour of the classical sites of Greece. This was awesome - actually awesome not like Chompy's 'awesome lasagne'. Delphi at dawn as the mist rises is something to behold (stop laughing at the back).


Alt: ooh, yes please!

BONUS SCHOOL TRIPS I LIKED:
Butser Iron Age Village
About 3 or 4 Welsh border castles in a day - Chepstow was best
Bucklers Hard (ho ho)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Re point 2:
Shame you hadn't gone to see Squeeze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

My lasagna is awesome

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm sure it's very nice
but if mince, pasta and tomatoes inspire genuine awe in you then you must be fucking retarded, I'm sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

veggie lasagne is much nicer i think
you can have more interesting combinations. the restaurant under my office does a goats cheese (sometimes with feta) and spicy roasted pepper/mushroom lasagne, it truly is awesome.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

No, it 'truly' isn't .
It could be the most delicious thing you have ever eaten and it still wouldn't be awesome. The Grand Canyon is awesome. Machu Picchu is awesome.

A lasagne cannot possibly be awesome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Haha! Awesome!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

WHY WONT EVERYONE USE WORDS HOW I USE WORDS?!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Talk like Paris fucking Hilton if you want to, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Feta and sweet potato lasagne
Phwoar.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in high levels.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

i've been to the nutmeg processing plant in grenada
which produces over 50% of the world's nutmeg. all the machines are made out of wood and look like something from the 1800's, it's mad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Are you sure you weren't hallucinating?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

if i was, i don't recommend it as a sensory experience
it was noisy and hot and the sweaty girls working there HATED the tourists. one dropped a nutmeg on my foot on purpose, i swear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Maybe she was trying to kick it through your legs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I know this.
My brother and I tried to get high on it in the 1980s. We failed.

cf Kava root, morning glory seeds....you fucking name it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Did you try smoking the skin of a banana at the same time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No, but my friend Joel did.
His older brother Luke is in the news this week as the Guardian journalist who has been barred from entering Russia, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

How do you get banned from Russia?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

You don't, you get down from a duck!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You drop more names than Michael J Fox counting a ballot.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Is this a line or did you come up with it?
Cos if it's the latter, I'll click the bastard.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I just came up with it
I was gonna say 'playing Guess Who', but then thought you don't actually hold name cards in that...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Then it wholeheartedly deserves to be on the popular page.
Again. You bastard.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I managed made space paste which is treacle and nutmeg and a few other bits.
It worked, but took about 2 hours to kick in and just felt like being really stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

The other bits being opium and hashish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Nope chilli and some other stuff
honestly it worked.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Regarding number 3
I got there in the afternoon. It's pretty good at sun down, too.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

have you made it to Raglan?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Not yet...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

All my school trips were shit
Warwick castle was probably the best which says it all really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Warwick Castle is fucking great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Agreed
It's barely 15 mins from my house too, if it was cheaper I'd go every year.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'd go back there in a moment, it's fucking excellent.
Along with Windsor, two of the finest buildings I've ever been round.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

DID I EVER MENTION
THAT I'VE BEEN TO WINDSOR CASTLE AS A PRIVATE GUEST LOTS OF TIMES?

I did? Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I think we've had this discussions
I love visiting castles. However i do not like organised castle visiting, filling in worksheets or having to move in a group
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Maybe some time in the summer you, me, Noel and anyone who wanted can go to Warwick Castle?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

YES!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Me too please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

But of course!
I'll sort something out soon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I like visiting castles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

As do I. A LOT.
As my poor daughter shall discover in good time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Blousie posted this from links the other day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFq-v7TKdQ

Well worth watching.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Being sent home on the first day of the school trip
:(((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Busted out for buying the demon drink at the tender age of 14

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Where had you been?
(On the trip, I don't mean 'the offy or the pub')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Japan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

It was a Jesuit retreat thing, it didn't go down very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

unlike your classmates

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Hahahah
This deserves more credit than it got ie more than none
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

The best involved an activity week in 6th form in some random countryside place
The fattest kid in the year broke down into total hysteria because he was afraid of walking on wet rocks. He was wailing and screaming and flapping his arms, so it was massively hilarious.

The teacher managed to calm him down enough to give it a go, but he slipped on the first rock and fell into the stream.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

roffles

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

hahahah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

This is the best thing on B3ta for months.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Ta
I reckon he deliberately fell, the fat attention-seeking cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Typical fat cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I don't remember us going to school together?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Hahaha awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Year 11, skiing trip was insane.
Piss ups, sex, smoking but the best bit by far was Al (not that one) running out of money and resorting to doing bets for cash. 20 euro to down a pint of piss. Yeah fine buddy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Year 11?
What sort of year is that.

We never had year 11 back in my day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

5th Form, final year of GCSEs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Thanks.
I still do school years in Imperial. For all I know, year 11 might have been similar to a kilogram.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

That's probably because it was beyond the average life expectancy of the day

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

13/14 Yrs old.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Isn't it 15/16 years old?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

yep sorry that's year 10.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Nope, 13/14 is year 9

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

thank fuck I'm doing foundation!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

although even that's wierd, in Wales (where I am) it's 3-7
in England it's 3-5.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

WEIRD.
Sorry, pet hate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I know I've got it wrong when I write it but I still get unsure and leave it there.
I will take the abuse for this one!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

do wear
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

yes but not on my face.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's made up American shit - he means 5th Year.
He probably 'graduated' from secondary school, went to a 'prom' and then 'made out' with his 'date' afterwards.

The fucking Marty McFly cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm Irish, DO NOT CALL ME AMERICAN! please
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That is not any better, you bog-trotting peat-farmer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

if it wasn't for the fact it will be my flat in two years
I would totally bomb the shit out of it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

trip to chepstow to see the ruined castle when i was 15
evening entertainment was a fancy dress dinner at another local castle. the teacher i was in love with was driving the minibus. i was on the minibus, not the main bus. the whole way to wales and back was punctuated with "rswipe and mr cheshire sitting in a tree". urrrgh.

also i was wearing a ridiculously seductive peach satin nightie which my grandad had bought me (DON'T ASK) over my sheer black tights and high heels when i had to go to the bathroom. i banged straight into him and fell over. it must have looked as if i were trying to seduce him (i wouldn't have had a clue what to do with him). no wonder he turned out to be gay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You are Kerstin Fritzl AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I do so enjoy a nice Werther's Original.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Went to Liverpool Maritime Museum a few times, that was always fantastic
Did an adventure weekend in Year 6, entertaining for the sheer number of injuries that occured to the lads who weren't listening to instructions, including one lad who had to be taken to hospital after smashing his knee while abseiling, twat.

Worst was to Camelot, had been there 5 minutes before I split up with my girlfriend of the time. Unfortunately, the group we were with consisted of her mates and mine, meaning we were stuck together the entire day, just giving each other shit. My mates were really annoyed when we were 'back together' within 5 minutes of leaving on the coach.

Alt: Unless it's to link me to a picture that makes me as happy as this one does, no thanks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I was really well-behaved in school so have no tales of debauchery or depravity to share on this topic
The National Museum of TV and Film in Bradford when I was 10 was cool. Because I was 10. And I enjoyed going to the House of Commons whilst doing Politics A-Level.

This should give you all a good idea of just HOW FUCKING LUCKY you are that I'm so much more interesting now than I was in school.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

interesting bicurious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I went to an all boys' school
If I'd been bi-curious then I might have better stories to tell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

hahaha fair enough.
All boys school eh? fuck that!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah it was fucking horrific
I choose to blame every maladjusted element of my personality on it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

^This
Remove the Museum and House of Commons and replace with Austria, a weird hostel in Grange-Over-Sands and the Granada Studios tour.
I did not get up to naughty stuff. But I did witness a 'missing' girl come back from the woods with muddy knees and a sixth-form bloke's baseball cap up her top.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Aw man
You just got me going on a run of TV ident themes starting here and clicking the relateds:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1K8UDu9mmQ&NR=1
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I fucking love idents.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I vote this one for the win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnac0j0HMY8&feature=related
edit: Which shows my age in quite a gratuitous manner
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I liked Central too.
Reminds me of lunchtime.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Remember this classic?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaLy8-P3r8&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I DO remember that version!
Oh, when idents had identities...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

One school trip
when I was eight or nine, we went on the trip (probably to some godawful ancient kiln in the middle of bloody nowhere) and, on the bus back, I sat with Stacey. I've no idea how I made my "move" - to be honest I think she started it because I was fucking terrified of girls - but we ended up snogging on the bus all the way home. That is the first time I can remember wondering what erections were for, and being determined to find out.

When we got back to school, she asked me if I love her. I said, harshly but honestly, "No."

So she ripped all the stickers off my book drawer. I was so gutted I cried.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Women are bitches!
It's a good thing they're often pretty and have breasts, and that men are revolting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Are you saying that if men were pretty you'd put it in them?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Hmm, if I found men sexually attractive, I might try.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Looks that way

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

you wouldn't?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Damned right I would.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Oh...OH!
I'm sorry, I'm utterly useless at telling when someone's making a pass at me! I didn't mean to sound insensitive or dismissive, you're a lovely guy, but I'm just not that way inclined.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

You're a nice guy, Lab, don't get me wrong
but something fundamental to the way the universe works would have to shift a few degrees for me to find you attractive.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Not the nicest of let-downs ever
But still better than "there's not enough beer in the world".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Get me that drunk, I probably wouldn't need that much convincing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Italy in either Lower or Upper Sixth.
The veggies and the Jews were regularly served just a ball of mozzarella and some grilled veg. That's it. It was amusing the first time but by the final day of the trip we saw the balls of mozzarella approaching and we just started hysterically laughing.

There's a great picture of me in the whorehouse on one of the beds. And pretending to be a column.

Other than that, MUN trips were pretty damn good. Mainly because I got to dress up, shout at people, win arguments (can you believe that!?), talk in first person plural the whole time and make up dreadful puns.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

How does one talk in first person plural?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

We

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I'm a spaz.
Sorry, we are a spaz.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

This
It was all "The United Kingdom feels sanctions are completely out of order in this case. We oppose this amendment."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I don't believe that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

What, me winning arguments?
My delegation, of which I was head, won the entire conference.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

once when I went to a science museum on a school trip I heard my teacher fart in the bathroom
for some reason I thought it was hilarious
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

who is fucking off home shortly then?
i am being taken out for dinner tonight, which is lovely, but have to stay at work until about 8.30pm first, which is not so nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

8:30pm?!!
I'm off in 30 mins to do some food shopping. Fun timez.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

yeah
people keep giving me work to do, it sucks. and i have to prepare for a major client pitch next week...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You work far too many hours.
Where type of restaurant are you going to this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

The restaurant of her FRIDGE.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

haha i won't forget it's on my hand
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek sized portions tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Warning: Greek-sized portions can be small and inexperienced.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

they also prefer to head into the mountains with young boys.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I have heard about this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

me bye

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I've been home for almost two hours now.
Fed the ducks (well, the chavvy fucking seagulls and a couple of swans) after work and I've been sat here being productive since.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Dude, play with it, go on
Get your Kaossilator out and crank it UP!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I've already spent fifteen minutes messing with it while the PC booted and the oven warmed up.
It's fucking ace, great for jamming tune ideas. I wish I had the inclination/time/energy to record/vid/youtube them, and to get my whole desk set up as a bedroom studio again. There's a couple of minor things sitting in the way at the moment but it WILL happen.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Do it dude, you've got the skills and the equipment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

If you see me on here tomorrow night, kick me off and remind me I should be building my desk.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm going to dinner too
and in a rare moment of legging it, I'm getting off in about ten minutes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You have a masturbation schedule?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

In a way, yes...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

*is suddenly a bit embarrassed*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Like finding a vibrator in the back of your aunt's knicker drawer?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)

What were you doing going through her knicker drawer?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

*whistles innocently*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)