Facebook is chock-full of sweaty-palmed paedos,
people who say 'lol' in a non-jocular manner, gays, wankers I went to school with and flidmos. Worse still, there are also students on there.

You have more chance of convincing me that 'Station to Station era Bowie sees the Thin White Duke at his chamaeleonic best' than you have of getting me to join in that cavalcade of spasticity.

Fuck off, the fucking lot of you. Go on, fucking do one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have I missed anything?
I was just 'tweeting' about my bowel movements.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I do love you so, Monty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:53, Reply)

*cough* BUMDER *cough*
Oh yes. I went there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Only in your dreams, battyman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:04, Reply)

A manly, platonic love, of course.
As in I See a Darkness.

No Bumming involved, no sirree Bob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You saw The Darkness? For shame.
First 'sadcore', now this revelation....

It's not looking good for you, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You quender.
The Bonnie 'Prince' Billy song. A straight love song between two men.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Nothing Prince did was ever remotely straight
regardless of what absurd moniker he adopted.

(yes I know what you mean)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)

good morning to you as well Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

hey you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Grrrrrrrrr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*rolls up newspaper*
Down boy!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

And a very good morning to you too
Question; why do you know more about Bowie than I do? I couldn't name more than one Oasis album, and general knowledge is sort of my thing. I've trained my brain to expunge the most pointless and hated elements of musical history to make room for more FA Cup winners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I was taught to 'know your enemy'.
One of the basic tenets of military intelligence.

Five points for 'expunge'. What an underused and enjoyable word.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Ironically, miltiary intelligence is oft quoth as an example of an oxymoron
whilst I think "Oasis song" is a much better example
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Not in my house it isn't.
What a massive insult to people such as the geniuses at Bletchley Park and the thousands of other unassuming, barely-rewarded people whose efforts have saved the lives of countless thousands*.

*and hastened the demises of THE ENEMY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Be honest
Bletchley Park DAS CAPITAL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:20, Reply)

*rumbled face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

What a curious mental image

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I really want to go to Blethcley Park

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Blethcley Park InFest

GO OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I might be in Japan for it
Even then, it'd be weird given the whole ex situation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah
I won't pry. This being the case, I'll just have to come to BGB's bash, won't I?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You had better dude
It's close-ish to you isn't it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

My brother says it's rather depressing.
It's badly looked-after. A damn shame. But if you're up for it, next time you're down we could go up to my brother's and he'll be up for driving over there I'm sure. You can see his frankly terrifying 'collections' too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

That's a shame, they're the among the many unsung heroes of WW2
Sounds like a plan. A foreboding one, but a plan nonetheless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You're kinda right
Although Paedos still seem to prefer Bebo, as the average age of the users is lower than FB.

The rest is spot on though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:25, Reply)