The logical thing to do would be to get to the bottom of why I'd want to do such a thing
A road you seem to have embarked upon but are reluctant to reach the logical end of. Anyway, I might be saying you're hard enough to batter the Undertaker and a Bengal Tiger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The answer to that is far to simple
you're bored.
With a minor part of trying to mark your internet territory and attempt to get some brownie points with other offtopicers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You're quite right, I am bored
But that can't have taken you long to work out, none of us would post here if we weren't bored. Why did I select you to go in the cage?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I don't know why did you select him for your hypothetical cage
blah blah blah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I'm on the edge of my seat for the next installment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Hurry up Darth!!1!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You've only got 12 minutes to explain your heartless decision

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

6 now
Unmask yourself, varlet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)