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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on you lot, I'm going home at 4, I need entertainment and I need it FUCKING NOWWhich B3tan and which famous(ish) person would you like to place into what scenario with which animal? I'd put Chompy into a steel cage match with the Undertaker and his tag team partner, a Bengal Tiger.
Alt Q - What's the significance of which flowers? I know lilies are "sorry you died" but beyond that I'm stumped.
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Hate is a strong wordYou're meant to be intelligent, you work it out
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It must be that,otherwise you'd be able to justify your feelings about me.
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My feelings about you fluctuate according to your conductand as such are more frequently negative than anything else
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The only knowledge of my contuct is posts on /offtopicand as they're so obviously open to interpretation your opinion of me biases your jugment of my conduct and not the other way around.
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Based on your initial statement surely you can see that my opinion of you is based entirely upon your conduct in this forumMy opinion of any given B3tan is based primarily on posts, occasionally gazzes and in some rare cases, texts. The point is that whilst my judgement may be biased, the basis of that bias is your own behaviour.
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And yet I've never started a thread based on some strange fantasybased purely around causing you pain.
How exactly am I meant to judge you based on this thread?
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The logical thing to do would be to get to the bottom of why I'd want to do such a thingA road you seem to have embarked upon but are reluctant to reach the logical end of. Anyway, I might be saying you're hard enough to batter the Undertaker and a Bengal Tiger.
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The answer to that is far to simpleyou're bored.
With a minor part of trying to mark your internet territory and attempt to get some brownie points with other offtopicers.
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You're quite right, I am boredBut that can't have taken you long to work out, none of us would post here if we weren't bored. Why did I select you to go in the cage?
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I don't know why did you select him for your hypothetical cageblah blah blah
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46,
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I'm on the edge of my seat for the next installment(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47,
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You've only got 12 minutes to explain your heartless decision(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:49,
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RSwipe with a humpy dog in a street cafejust because I imagine her as being supremely sophisticated
alt: carnations mean you like someone but not enough to buy them real flowers
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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red roses = I have absolutely no imagination so I got these for you because they're easy.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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...and I was passing an Esso garage when I remembered it was Val's Day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:59,
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I'll bet you just wait for a fatal car crash usually and take something from a nearby lamppost.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:01,
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It was getting on and they were last left in the bucket, which is why they're a bit manky, and it's clearly an undersized bouquetSo yeah, you've got the rejects again love, just like our relationship in many ways
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:03,
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I received an email from my local Indian restaurant.I can only assume they've been taken over by the Russian Mafia, as it was entitled "Valentin's Offer".
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Why would a gay man want to know about flowers?Surely your inner queerness assists you in choosing the right flower for all occasions
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:55,
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...and matching scatter cushions.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:59,
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Oh Martin the 32 year old telecommunications analyst of Norwich, you're just messing around now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:19,
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I know, perhaps it's the random locations or summit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:27,
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SeriouslyEither you've changed your nick of late or we've never met
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We were like brothers, and now you pull this shit on me :((((((((((((((((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:30,
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It's Rory you oaf(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:54,
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Main Q: What a funny little man you are.Why would I want to do any such thing?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:02,
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I'm 5'11", I'm not littleAverage, is the word. I'm happy with the "funny" part. Even more so with "man".
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Alt Q, Nothing says "I love you" more than a willy shaped cactus.With big sharp spikes on it, not one of the furry ones.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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Are there any websites where you can look for holidays just on priceI don't really give a shit when or where I go but I want a holiday next month.
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I'm going to brighton with my mum for a long weekend next month, but you can't come. We're going to get fish and chips by the harbor and maybe catch a show at the theater.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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She just wants to pair you off with one of the spare gays.Don't go Gonz.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:11,
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I don't get it, do brighton like or dislike gays? I donno, they're not allowed in B&Bs.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:43,
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TRIVIA TIMEwhat is one song you are guaranteed to hear in a redneck bar, that will bring all the laydeez to their feet to gyrate against your sweaty beer gut?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:25,
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I know that if I say "Sweet Home Alabama" it'll look like I took a cue from Monty's post abovebut that would have been my guess anyway
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Either that or "I love rock 'n' roll"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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There's some songs that get the crowd going once in a while, but nothing compared to this.Every fucking time.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:41,
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Thought you'd never ask!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:40,
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You're KIDDINGWhy on Earth would America, of all places, be interested in Def Leppard? They're just peddling a really dull version of a sound that your own bands do infinitely better
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I did a 70s/80s/90s rock night for a couple of years here in glorious Norwichand it never once occured to me that anyone might want to hear Def Leppard. Ironically, Sweet Home Alabama always went down a fucking storm.
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Damn straightI saw them last year (or was it the year before?) with Whitesnake supporting. Most unintentionally homoerotic evening I have ever spent. But still brilliant.
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What the blithering fuck are you wittering on about?Def Leppard sold absolutely fucking MILLIONS of records in America. They were the biggest seller for a couple of years and broke loads of sales records etc.
Your argument is nonsense too: why would America want to hear the Beatles/Stones/Kinks/Yardbirds/Who/Zeppelin etc etc etc because they invented blues & r&b?
But you know what? They did, just a little bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46,
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You're absolutely right, of courseMy argument was ill-conceived and badly fleshed out. The central concept was that Def Leppard are massively crap compared to Bon Jovi, but I fancy you're going to take issue with that as well.
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why do they need to be compared?I like about 3 songs by both of them.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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Shania is awesome.I don't much like songs like that one, but she has some pretty good songs on her cds.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:44,
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I love decent country music.'whoa-u-u-oh turdally crayzeee' is just fucking shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:51,
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Ladies and GentlemenMr. Conway Twitty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE&feature=related
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That's quite goodTake two points.
And prepare for our manliness revocation team to arrive and repossess your penis
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This from the man who opened a thread with:"I'd put Chompy into a steel cage match with the Undertaker and his tag team partner"
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Do you really need to cite examplein order to underline that me accusing someone of a lack of manliness is somewhat hypocritical?
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No, but since you left it dangling there for all of us to see, I thought I'd make use of it(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I don't think I've ever heard this played in a bar here.Rocky Top is a hit though.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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This is true, this is for some special reflecting and recooperating time for myself and my ma'.Why don't you want me to have some special time with my ma'? .... after all we've been through this year with the hospitals visits and all that, surely we're allowed some time off?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:32,
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Lastminute is a bit shitthe grouping is a bit wrong.
Teletext holidays is pretty good.
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there's always some specialists if you choose the area first tooI've had some brilliant deals for cuba, barbados, grenada, antigua etc from justcaribbean.com for instance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:12,
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herehubpages.com/hub/Flower-Meaning
I think I like the gardenias the most.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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I don't know why flowers hold such symbolic importance.All I know is that when I buy them for my mum's birthday every year (and since I've been at uni I've just had them delivered by a local florist instead) she cries when she receives them, and then tells all her mates how wonderful I am. Massive gay that she is. So yeah, don't know what they mean but they make her happy so I'm all for them.
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i only know about rosesPink roses are for new love, red roses are for love triumphant and glorious, white roses for love that is dead or dying, and yellow roses for friendship.
Lilies reek of catpiss and if the horrible old man opposite me horks up just one more time with his horrible catarrah filled mankiness i am going to ram a bunch of them up his withered old barking spider.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:20,
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Obligatory obvious strikethrough I really should have spotted much earlier...(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
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