I'm going to start the day with an apology, after which humbling experience I hope it will improve
Chompy, I'm sorry I was an arse last night. Work was getting me down and I took it out on you in a manner most unfair. You have my apologies for doing so.

In other news, it was mine and Ms Foxtrot's anniversary yesterday and the florist I went to after work was fucking CLOSED. The shits. Due to time constraints I had to get her flowers from Asda. Nice ones, though. And I cleaned the kitchen and made her breakfast in bed today. So I can go back to being an absolute cunt for the rest of the year.

Strikethrough away...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Apologies? On the Internet?
My wife gets flowers often but they are always from the supermarket. Congrats on your anniversary though.

Strikethrough? Hmmmm I'm too lazy to give it any work so how about the obvious Ms Mr master
( Peej, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

He should really be apologising for his effort at being a tight cunt, it was awful and seemed to involve gay wrestling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah I was surprised too.
The logic is that if the roles were reversed I'd be pissed off so it's only right to apologise. Chompy, of course, probably doesn't give a shit.

Thanks for the congrats mate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

This is the sort of thing that could have been settled with a cock gaz.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That's your answer to everything

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

was an arse last night. Work was getting me down and I took it out on you in a manner most unfair. You have my apologies for doing so.

In other news, it was mine and Ms Foxtrot's anniversary yesterday and the florist I went to after work was fucking CLOSED. The shits. Due to time constraints I had to get her flowers from Asda. Nice ones, though. And I cleaned the kitchen and made her breakfast in bed today. So I can go back to being an absolute cunt for the rest of the year.

Strikethrough away...

AM MARTIN AND I AM 32 YEARS OLD, FROM BAYROOT. I AM A TELECOMUNICATIONS ANALYIST.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Ah man, Bayroot!
This one's my favourite of the lot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I honestly don't know why this makes me laugh
but it really does. You have a gift, Mr Pops
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

What's odd is if any other person
Wrote those exact words it just wouldn't work.
( Peej, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

This is also true
I thought about sending myself up by doing much the same last night and realised I'd look stoopid

More so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)