I've got to go to fucking Derbyshire tomorrow
The prospect of catching a strain of whatever it is makes the indiginous population such a bunch of troglodyte mongs and mixing it essence of Norfolk is a terrifying one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's called the 'Asda' strain, check out your local store to sample it's terrifying effects

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I love going to Asda
It makes me feel PRETTY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Remember your jim-jams

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

A staggering proportion of it's clientele could successfully audition for the lead in the remake of 'Mask' without the need for prosthetics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

The staff aren't much better
It amazes me that so much money is spunked on makeup for zombie movies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)