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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had one of these twats on the phone the other week"Yes sir, I am Bob from the Windows maintenance team"
"Oh so you work for Microsoft then?"
"Kind of sir, I am Bob from the Windows maintenance team"
"No you're fucking not. Now fuck off."
*slam*
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
He was your window cleaner you fucking cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07,
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I don't think my window cleaner has the mental wherewithall to utilise a telephoneHe has barely mastered a bucket and chamois leather.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)
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