Y'Reet chuck
Sorry I didn't call in the other day - I'd driven a Transit box van containing all of my brother's worldly possesions from South London to Bradford the previous day in a force 9 gale and I was - well frankly I was was fucking knacked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's probably for the best that you didn't
I hadn't slept at all last Thursday night, I wouldn't have been in any kind of lucid state. I fell asleep at work and had to go home :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Dog with bandaged foot
Can be taken for gentle walks now.

And I'm getting bored with Peel Park, so next time I get a day off I'll maybe give you a shout and we can try a gentle stroll around Lister Park. Yeah?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Oooh that sounds nice :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

It won't be
You'll have to cope with an idiot dog and me, but it'll get you out the house for a bit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)