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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For the benefit of anyone who was contributing to that last thread
and who hasn't yet twigged which b3tan Chickenlady reckons looks like Tim Minchin, it's Devil-in-Tights. OK yah?

Evening, fuckers. And dog fuckers. What's your poison this evening? Please, grab a stool, have a drink, and talk in increasingly loud tones as I keep ramping up the volume on the jukebox.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:16, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
'Evening DG I'm having a bottle of Domaine Mandeville all to my self.
I may even use a glass, rather than necking the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I shall be phoning shortly. I'm just dyeing my hair.
Gird your loins.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:22, Reply)
'Evening handsome lady.
When are you going to go and see True Grit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Don't know *shrugs*
I'll probably wait till the DVD comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Go and see it on the big screen.
You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I don't like going to the cinema by myself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I did that once.
Went to see Red Dragon, then saw a kid get knocked down in the car park.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Aha!
We were just thinking the same thing. About ringing and dyeing hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I just ate a crazy amount of chinese
seriously, I can never usually eat that much and probably shouldn't have this time.

I have vodka and port in the house, not sure whether I want to drink them, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Give it ten minutes and you'll fancy another one.
I have red wine and an unnerving desire to go to sleep. I'm utterly fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I runged.
Where were you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Bike shed.
We'll ring you back now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Actually give it ten minutes...
She's washing the pans.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Tell the bird to get on her FB inbox 'n all.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Roger.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Sorry, ask, I meant ask of course.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
yeah I could go for some cake about now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I have just necked a can of Monster as my Friday night treat.
I stopped drinking them a few weeks ago cos I was sick of the highs and lows, felt fantastic for ages and this is only the second one in a good while. However I think I'm coming down with a nasty cold kiddo's been spreading around the flat. This could well fuck up my plans for tomorrow I'm supposed to be cleaning the flat but I just feel like going to bed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Uurgh.
Being ill at weekends is no fun whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Normally I'd battle on through but I'm supposed to be walking ten and a half miles to a two-year old's birthday full of many people I've never met
and I don't think it's a good first impression to give them all a cold on first meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I just don't know.
Beer probably. I made plans twice this week to drink it but didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I didn't have you down as a beers kinda girl K.
Do you have Bacardi Breezers?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Kristine's a beery gal and no mistake.
Newcastle Brown Ale is a favourite, if I'm not mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Shit yeah it is.
I don't even know what the hell a bacardi breezer is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)
slag juice
quite tasty, but not socially acceptable unless you're squealing chav in a pink limo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Pretty much this.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
ugh helllooooooooo
I'm a total chav
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
get yourself a few breezers then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)
oh they're like smirnoff ice
I think we have Bacardi Razz, and Bacardi O.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Like Smirnoff Ice with added fake fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)
well we don't have them
but they're basically wine coolers
I worked with a woman that told me I should drink wine coolers with a straw because they get you drunk faster.

Do you lot have 4 loko?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Yes, wine coolers.
And no.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)
It's sort of a concentrated wine cooler, with extra alcohol
in a can
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)
FYI: I was not calling Kristine a slag.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
You totally were, you utter, utter bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Slag.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Erm... wafty wristed bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)
to be fair
I've been called worse
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I don't drink much of it these days
as my tolerance to it has decreased significantly. But the odd bottle is like nectar.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I can only drink 4, because then they start tasting like wet dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
In a Newcastle hospital, many years ago
there used be a ward known as the 'Brown Ale' ward, on account of it being permanently filled with patients who had done themselves irretrievable damage from drinking the stuff.

Also, it is know locally as 'a bottle of dog' because husbands would use the excuse of taking the dog for a walk for going down the pub to sink several bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I think they should call it bottle of dog because that's what it tastes like. After you have 4 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I have never licked a wet dog, so I'll take your word for it!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
oh shush
you know what I mean
it tastes how wet dog smells
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I'm totally lolwaki, me.
I knew all along what you were getting at and just pretended I didn't. EEH, WHAT AM I LIKE, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)
joke's on you
she totally digs licking dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)
just not my own, how weird would that be?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
TOTALLY!
Weirdness times eleventy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)
slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
oh, you didn't mean breezer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Also, holy duck fuck, if I looked even 5% like that guy in the lookalike thread I'd be knee-deep in fanny and no mistaking it.
Bless chickenlady for the confidence boost but I'm not sure I see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I think that this evening
may abstain altogether. It was my birthday earlier in the week, and I've had five nights of excellent beer and great food. Time for me to tone it down a notch and have leftovers with some lemonade or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I didn't get the chance to wish you a happy birthday on the day.
So accept this belated greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)
make it rhyme!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Erm, OK...
I didn't get the chance to wish you a happy birthday on the day.

So please accept this greeting, you bloody massive gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
hallmark-tastic

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I feel a new career beckons.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Thank you!
Overall it was a very good birthday, with me working on a new glass project and then cooking up a nice dinner (well, part of it- my sons actually did most of it). I also had great beer to go with it, and in fact still have some left over.

And at the moment my fingers are stained with wood stain, and have several nicks from the glass work. Guess I'd better invest in some gloves...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I got given a crate of beer by my boss today.
On account of having spent the last fortnight doing a really shitty job that no-one else wanted to do. I was quite touched.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
You are.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
By the hand of God?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Here is a picture of Will Smith, or me, I don't know, one of us, can't really tell us apart.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Hahaha is that what you were in the middle of?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*Shames* =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
woah!
uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Hahaha! Go Gonzerooni!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I am having wine and feeling fine.
And watching Mastermind with the sound off. I can answer more questions that way.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
She is going to ring you back I promise.
She's just gone to dry her hands in the bike shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
It's ok!
I'm cooooking.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Whatcha cooking, Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Spaggetti with a tomato sauce and veggie sausages.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
We're like totally having pizza
Because neither of us can be arsed to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Evening!
I'm waiting for my friend to come round, me and her are having a film night, should be good. Crack a few ciders with it, and I'm hoping I can have a good laugh!

Although I do need sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Sleep is for wimps.
YOU'RE NOT A WIMP ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I AM NOT!
RAAAARGH! *manliness +10*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)
What, in that fucking t-shirt?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Whatever t-shirt could you possibly be on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Needs more red wine stains.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
They're still on there, sadly.
You can see them on the left shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Friendly advice.
Wear a red t-shirt at Blousie's next bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Haha, I shall keep that in mind!
Is it wrong I'm already really looking forward to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Nope.
It's one of the few things I have to look forward to, so I am also quivering with excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I've decided I'm going instead of celebrating my birthday in it's usual style this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I think you should celebrate early
by baiting LIC about his club's new manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)
You just like hanging with the old folk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)
We have a lot to give.
Usually unwanted advice that is staggeringly prescient after about 20 years more experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Your company is simply too magnificent to even consider an alternative :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)

ciders ones off the wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
It's funny because it's a joke about wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Not showing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Just disappeared on mine too...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I've always wanted a clap.
/Strikethrough joke is obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Is the '55 Jon Prescott one from the previous thread Agnostic Antichrist?
*proceeds to read thread and see if this is old news*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
it may well be.
I don't think anyone got it.

So anyway, Roy Hodgson. You're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
And don't worry, you don't have to thank us just yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
We'll be fine
we're far more like Fulham than Liverpool.

We're not a bunch of childish overpaid prima-donnas, for a start off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
evening for you guys.
morning for me. I'm not even out of bed yet. As such, no poison for me. I may even go back to sleep in a bit...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Good morning petal : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)
OMG you're multi time-zoning!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)
It's funny because it's a reference about women being able to multi task, see?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*wheezes*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Hey Blousie
how's my b3ta mummy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
what colour are you dyeing your hair??
I saw earlier that you are..
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Just the grey bits at the front, dark brown.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I honestly didn't notice any grey bits when I was there. :P
by the way, my parents thought the scarf you gave me was beautiful. They said "What a lovely person!" when I told them about it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Awwwww!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
:D
Taking it to uni. Definitely.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
morning evening
you need breakfast poison
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
ahahaha I gave my parents about 20 quid worth of booze yesterday
it's been sitting in my cupboard for over a year and I'd barely touched it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Hey look everyone it's Poppet!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Hey wow! Who'da thought it?
oh wait am I not supposed to reply to that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
*shrugs*
There are no rules as far as I'm aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
no rules?
*panics*
I don't like such an anarchistic way of deciding things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
if there are no rules
there is nothing to break
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
And if you can't say fuck
You can't say fuck the government.

That's why anarchy will never catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
No booze tonight
Booze is evil and must be avoided.

I've just won some money and been on a two day bender. My body hates me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
well done
have you completely broken yourself, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I may actually be broken.
I forgot to eat for two days too. This is not good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
ooo
I went out last saturday and hadn't for ages. At breakfast the next day I realised i'd not eaten for 24 hours. I felt so very rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Haha, dear oh dear
Also, why on earth did you think going for that drink last night would be a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Because I'm a fuckwit and a cunt.
I figured if I went for one drink, it would make him shut the fuck up.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I assume it hasn't worked then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Y'Reet chuck
Sorry I didn't call in the other day - I'd driven a Transit box van containing all of my brother's worldly possesions from South London to Bradford the previous day in a force 9 gale and I was - well frankly I was was fucking knacked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It's probably for the best that you didn't
I hadn't slept at all last Thursday night, I wouldn't have been in any kind of lucid state. I fell asleep at work and had to go home :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Dog with bandaged foot
Can be taken for gentle walks now.

And I'm getting bored with Peel Park, so next time I get a day off I'll maybe give you a shout and we can try a gentle stroll around Lister Park. Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Oooh that sounds nice :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
It won't be
You'll have to cope with an idiot dog and me, but it'll get you out the house for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
LESS THINKING, MORE DRINKING

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Some cheap shite whisky and Irn Bru.
A drink that's somewhat greater than the sum of its parts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
it couldn't be worse
although, try adding pepperami and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

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