Phew
For a second there I thought I was going to have to make decisions for myself as to the path my life takes. Thanks Monty, I owe you one.

Have you considered the possibility that this ex routinely missed the meal you were making because you're a fucking terrible cook?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She was an alcoholic.
I am a limited but wholly proficient cook, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Internet banter mate
Any man who can knock together a decent Thai curry is a thoroughly capable cook. Anyway that's not the point, if you're taking the time to make someone a meal the least they can do is fucking turn up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I'm a fucking terrible cock, that much is true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 8:46, Reply)