The Merovingian:
"Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

GQOTD
Although I suspect you've purloined it from somewhere rather than remembered it, due to the presence of accents an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

IMDB innit
I remembered a chunk of it, but couldn't remember all the French. Plus it's quicker to copypasta.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Fair play
Now translate it, bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

...
something about God, a whore in a brothel, shit, I'm not sure what that one is, possibly a ski slope?, something about a duck's mother.

I could be wrong.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Google translate gets everything
but loses the sense a little.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

A saloperie I imagine is also a whorehouse
I think "une salope" is a bitch. But I'm often wrong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)