Not me, totally skint now until the end of the month. Stupid life.
Alt Q: Captain Kirk. He gets to roam around nailing green women and being treated like the hottest man EVER, despite showing off his ever-expanding waist in a collection of tight-fitting suits PLUS wearing more and more unbelievably obvious toupes.

Obviously this is 1980s Kirk, not the new one in which he is apparently "James Dean in Space".
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*space reserved for hilarious Simpsons tie picture*

( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You'd love to be that much man, Monty, and you know it.
He punched out a giant lizard-man.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

He's made up. You do know this, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Made up or not
If you don't want to punch out a giant lizard-man, then get off with a green woman with your gut hanging out of your heroically ripped lycra tunic and your syrup hanging half off your head, you're not even human, let alone a man.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)