I'm not sure George Michael bumming someone is news any more
To get noticed I need to out someone. Who's famous and supposedly straight?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Prince William

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Then we won't get our day off in April

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

It would make many a persons day
Front page of NOTW Prince William with a shit eating grin, literally eating your shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Good point. I'll take one for the team
However, someone will need to console poor Kate Middleton. Are you up to the task?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Like a tramp on chips

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I knew I could count on you
In no time we'll both be all over the tabloids. We should systematically take down various annoying celebrity couples in this manner. Next time you have to do the scat/bumming and I get to mop up the quality fanny, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)