oh god where would i begin?
my parents were amazing (dad still is). lovely family memories, great holidays, birthdays and christmases were magical, my dad bought my flat for me which is a brilliant gift of financial security... the only thing that i can fault is the vile golddigging woman he now hangs around with, she isn't fit to wipe the birdshit off my mother's grave, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you're like a sitcom or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

i have heard this many times before
not usually when talking about my mother's grave, but there's a first time for everything, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

sorry, not specifically sitcom, didn't mean comedy
but more like I could turn on the tiv on thursdays and watch you on the tiv
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

ha, i wasn't offended, no worries!
most of my friends call me bridget jones. i'm just waiting for the obscenely hot publisher and obscenely hot barrister to fight over me in the street, please. PLEASE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

are you also waiting to turn into a freaky faced annoying useless bint?
this is not a joke. I hate Renee Zellweger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

i was talking about the books!
films are never as good.

and yes, renee is annoying. see "family guy" for further piss-taking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)