Serious answer:
I have a few awesome toys. My guitar is lovely, and I got one of these for Christmas which regularly keeps me amused.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what guitar do you have?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

It's a Crafter *mumble mumble*
I've never really cared much about guitars. The point of this one is it's the first properly-crafted left-handed acoustic I've ever owned - the rest have all been re-strung righties and the intonation would be fucked after the first fret and gradually get worse as you went up the fretboard. This lead me to smash my previous guitar to pieces in my back garden to motivate myself to save and buy a proper one. I fucking LOVE it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

good man
I didn't realise you were wrong-handed though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'm not, I just play guitar that way.
I know, I know. It's how I played the tennis racquet when I was little and anything else just feels properly fucking wrong.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*slowly backs away*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Strange man
But then I'm a southpaw who completely forgot he was cackhanded when he went to buy his first bass and has played a right-handed one ever since, so perhaps we're cancelling each other's oddities out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not sure my plethora of oddities would be enough to cancel all yours out, chap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)