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My new camera arrives today! I think it might be my new favourite toy.

What is your favourite toy?

ALT: Chicken or Fish?
ALT: What are you wearing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:18, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My 15" black rubber cock.
Chicken.
My 15" black rubber cock.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Oh man, mine's only 12"
Wait, are we talking length or diameter?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

This isn't rubber-cock Top Trumps Lab, don't worry.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You can probably buy Sex Toy Top Trumps
"Ok, I'll chooooose... girth! 6 inches"
"Ha! 6.5! Hand it over!"
"Damn, should have gone for motor speed settings"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I used to work for a sex toy wholesaler
We used to sell a dildo called Mr.Universe, it was bigger than an upturned pint glass...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

my god! is there a market
for people who want to stretch their bits?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

It was for chaps...
I'm scarred for life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I didn't think it mattered
what hole they went in, isn't it just marketing, you know pink ones for girls, brown ones for boys
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

These came in black or red and packaged with pictures of gayers on

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

But it's for shoving up your Ronson presumably
so unless you've got eyes in the back of your head, I'm not sure of the point of having pictures on it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

On the packaging...
The first thing i ever said to the owner of that comapny was, "Excuse me, but you seem to have cock ring stuck to your foot..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Himjim has shown me things I wish I had never seen.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Nothing shocks me anymore...........sadly.

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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Oh, I was shocked. And disturbed.
At both the products and the prices. Spending serious dolla on a restraint table? What's wrong with silk scarfs and a bed with rails?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

He's told me about some things that have made me feel actually ill
and I thought I was no longer shockable.

'The Pride of Amsterdam', for example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Now, I'll have to ask him about that.
I've not seen him in tiiiiiime. Love that boy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

What does he do for a living?
Or is he just a pervert?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Coding for a bummer-equipment site I think.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I used to have a toyboy. Hours of fun.
Fish.

What do you want me to wear?
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

pfft!
*gets dressed again*
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

CHICKEN SUIT

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Sorry love
A mermaid's outfit, but with the fish bit on top and then human legs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Good choice.
My legs are my best feature.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Woohoo!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Rose West's 'Cunt-Buster'
Alt: Fish.
Alt alt: Nothing at all
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

This is the sexiest thing on the internet

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Phwoaaarrrrrr.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

i'm going for fish and chips with a client tonight
hardens says it's the best fish and chips in london. as a yorkshire lass, i will still be turning my nose up at a southern restaurant's efforts to produce fish and chips, but we'll see. i don't eat chicken.

alt: black ribbed tights, black high heels, short black skirt (the boss is out), blue and white top.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
I went to a Harry Ramsden's in London once. Not sure how but they'd managed to ruin it. Tha'll never top good old fashioned Yorkshire fish'n'chips, lass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

pfft
you fucking northerners and your wrongness.

I doubt anywhere in London or the North could match the quality of the fish and chips from the chippy 5 minutes walk from my house, and that one is average for the South West.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

everyone knows
yorkshire is the best place for fish and chips. end of!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

clearly everyone doesn't know that
it's some nonsense that people from yorkshire have convinced themselves of, because otherwise all they are famed for is pouring some batter into a tray and shoving it in the oven.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

My local pub has just added
beer battered black pudding to their bar snack menu, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm pretty sure it'll be amazing!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

that sounds fucking ace

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I want some of that

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

want.

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Double want.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Om Nom Nom
just to annoy Monty
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

^this
With Lancashire a close second.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

you poor deluded fools
edit: however, what is worse is that while I will argue that something is better about where I am from for fun, I'm not snobby or retarded enough to not enjoy being elsewhere or enjoying the food there.

it's fucking stupid.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I would add that fish and chips always tastes better at the seaside.
It's the salt in the air.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

it'd never work in London
the place I get it from in Braunton in North Devon on the way home from the surf is fucking sensational.

Also, my brother once saw John Major in there.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

oh man!
I live by the sea and I've not eaten chips at the seaside in forever.

GO AWAY RAIN!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

are you Puff the Magic Dragon?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

haha!

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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

BRING ME SEALING WAX!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

AND CABBAGES! AND KINGS!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

ha, i love this
why IS the sea boiling hot, crow?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

do fish have wings?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

hello, whitby??
here sithee. see below.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article3204370.ece?token=null&offset=24&page=3

only the TENTH out of TEN is in the south...

it's a newspaper article chosen at random from google, it has to be right.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

as if I give a shit about what other people think
reviews are a load of bollocks, and critics are wankers.

People rate Rick Stein's fish and chips from Padstow, but I think it is average at best.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

The Dolphin in Whitby serves the best fish and chips I've ever had
Yes I was at the goth festival.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I like that pub
But pub fish and chips are not proper fish and chips.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It was tasty
That's all I cared about. Also I was a little hungover.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I love it when you get the right food to fix your hangover.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It's alchemy!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

the book i am reading
says that you need to eat food spicy enough to make you cry, and that this cures a hangover.

any views? i might try it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I remember being introduced to the concept of 'scraps' in Sheffield
I liked it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Faulkner's on Kingsland Rd is superb.
A vegetarian mate had his birthday meal there once (durr).

His dinner: chips and salad. I have seldom laughed so much in my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Where is it? I've never had good chips in london before, at least, not from a shop.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

marylebone
i LOVE marylebone high street, so many good things around there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Have you been to Woodlands?
The Veggie Indian place near there? I want to drag someone there, it's fucking delicious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

NO!
veggie and indian together is a dream combination. it must be ours.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm salivating now
www.woodlandsrestaurant.co.uk/
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

There's a spectacular veggie Indian place on Stoke Newington Church St.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

gayer

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

what camera?!
I need details!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Panasonic lumix LX3
www.panasonic.co.uk/html/en_GB/Products/LUMIX+Digital+Cameras/Stylish+Compact/DMC-LX3/Overview/1464999/index.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Ooooooh nice
Decided against the G11 then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I found one refurbished that was cheap and came with some accesories so that swung it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's fair enough really
Good find mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I will allow this answer
those type cameras are really nice, my colleague has a G10, it's so lovely. I kind of want one, but there are only so many cameras I can justify owning. At least until I have a permanent job
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

My gold American series HSS Strat
depends what sort of fish

brown cord flares, grey shirt, black v-neck, black framed glasses. as usual
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Volcano legs I believe is the correct response

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

they're not that flared

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

favourite toy: Nikon D300
it's sooooooo pretty and makes the best shutter noise ever

alt: Chicken
alt alt: a wistful smile
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

That is a staggeringly good camera
What lenses do you use with it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I know!
18-70 (the kit one) and a 55-200 4-5.6 IR. Nothing that posh - I'm only just getting back to owning reasonable equipment since getting rid of the cash-sink that was a husband

(my other favourite camera I got for £1 at a car boot sale and another is a beer can with a hole I got my MA with)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

So you made a pin hole camera out of a beer can? That's brilliant!
can you show us any of the images?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'll gaz you my website if you want
but my real email's on it so I don't want to put it on here. It's not a great site, I'm still working on how I'd do a real one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

very kind
I'm very discreet!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

sent

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

My instinctive answer of "Black Mamba" seems to have been trumped
So I'll answer honestly and say my Xbox. Exciting, eh

Alt: fish, definitely. So much choice, and you don't often find chicken on sushi.

Alt alt: A Simpsons Tie. Nothing else I'm wearing can compare
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Comedy ties make baby Jesus cry :(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

are you actually wearing a simpsons tie?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Wacky officelolzzzzz!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Of course I'm fucking not
I'm 32
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

And a telecommunications analyst.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

from Norway

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

My iPhone. Lolmacfag.
Alt: I'm a little scared of both.
Alt2: pink pj top, blue skirt. Was just wearing my coat, which I love completely. And serious bed hair.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hmm, at the moment it'd be my new PC
Alt: Tough question, but seeing as I'm about as inland as you can get in the UK I'll go for chicken.
Alt Alt: Pinstripe trousers, red and black striped shirt, black socks and black leather shoes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

LAB'S NOT WEARING PANTS!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

No, I'm wearing trousers.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I still have nice memories of you and Wookie decked out in suits at CHCB's wedding.
RAWR!
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

We looked the business
Srs bsns no less.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Serious answer:
I have a few awesome toys. My guitar is lovely, and I got one of these for Christmas which regularly keeps me amused.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

what guitar do you have?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

It's a Crafter *mumble mumble*
I've never really cared much about guitars. The point of this one is it's the first properly-crafted left-handed acoustic I've ever owned - the rest have all been re-strung righties and the intonation would be fucked after the first fret and gradually get worse as you went up the fretboard. This lead me to smash my previous guitar to pieces in my back garden to motivate myself to save and buy a proper one. I fucking LOVE it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

good man
I didn't realise you were wrong-handed though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'm not, I just play guitar that way.
I know, I know. It's how I played the tennis racquet when I was little and anything else just feels properly fucking wrong.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*slowly backs away*

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Strange man
But then I'm a southpaw who completely forgot he was cackhanded when he went to buy his first bass and has played a right-handed one ever since, so perhaps we're cancelling each other's oddities out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not sure my plethora of oddities would be enough to cancel all yours out, chap.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Q: Christina...or possibly Brenda, depending on my mood
Alt: Depends on the fish
Alt alt: As usual, I am dressed like a middle-aged lesbian.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Now I realise why I fancy you.

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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Because you love a man who's selective about fish?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

gotta have sole

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I wouldn't bream of starting a punning competition.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Codswallop.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You'll roe the day if you do.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

have you quite
FINished?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Eel think of a suitable reply soon.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

This is hardly the time or plaice for this sort of thing...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I've had my gill of puns for the moment. I'll stop.

Of dorsal continue. But they keep sliding up the scale of crapness...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

these are so terrible
they are making me gurnard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Mullet over for a bit. You'll see they're actually pretty good.
You need a shark wit for this sort of thing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'd getting a haddock

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Pffft.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Winner.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Scale of carpness, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Congratulations, you've become my dad.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Thanks!
Oh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Hello daddy, hope you're well.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

How many daddies do you need, woman?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Erm. There's my real one. And there's Monty.
I'm afraid you and Gonz are not old enough to be my daddy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Good point.
_{I shall have to find a younger girl to lock in my basement and repeatedly rape for eighteen years.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And while all you two did was make a crap dad joke,
Monty has carried out paternal duties.

EDIT: Just saw your edit. I'm suitably disturbed.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Yes, it also occurred to me as I was editing that my basement is also my kitchen
And would be rather difficult to lock. Still, if she's that young then I should just be able to put one of those child-gates at the top of the stairs...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Keep her in the wine fridge?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

ra - ar
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

And you, too.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Gonz, it would appear Lampers has declared herself as the IVF-through-surrogate-mother daughter to our gay civil partnership
Are you the sort to give or receive?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Would I be able to tell the difference?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Because you look like a middle aged lesbian.
I might be on the turn again. Lets face it, I'm getting nowhere with guys.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

"This model looks like a middle-aged lesbian,
and better still, comes with its own penis already attached, so there's no need to use prosthetics. The only known drawback is a distinct weakness in the wrist joints."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That's a shame.
Strong wrists are very important in some aspects of lesbian lovemaking.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Well, I can flap them around in a roaringly camp manner if that makes up for it in any small way

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Haha, what a great turn down.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I've had better.

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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Drums
Chicken
Shorts and a hoodie
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I'd say my record collection and equipment for the the playing thereof
is my favourite toy but THIS IS NOT A TOY. It's a lifestyle, yah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

wanky answer is wanky
where's my list eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I deleted it when you called my answer wanky.
Shame really, it was a brilliant list.

Unlucky, gayboy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I don't belive this for a second
your purpose in life is to pass on knowledge of 70's music, thus you must complete the list, it...is...your destiny Monty.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

probably my phone or camera
Alt: chicken
Alt: very oddly for me I'm wearing a black pencil skirt, black tights, shoes and a black top.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

racist

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

My iPad, but I think I might sell it this month and get the new one they're anouncing next week, maybe, depends on what I can get for it.
It depends on what type of fish and whats it to go with.

I'm wearing an ASDA 'Astroids' hoody, T-shirt, chinos, two unmatching socks, La Senzas and my dad's old boots.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

And my watch

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

AND MY AXE!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

very good

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Oh man, I'm confused dot com.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

don't worry
it's something about forests
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ahh, I like tarmac

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I like caramac

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong wrong!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I haven't been able to eat one since my cousin hurled a load of it up in the back of my dad's car

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I like Nick Nack

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Give a dog a bone?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

It all goes on in Liverpool
I kind of feel sorry for the dog
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

God, me too.
Herve Villechaize is like a (very small) god to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

He makes "The man with the golden gun" compulsive viewing
"Oh Monsieur!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

My Guitars
Chicken
TShirt, Trousers, Socks, Boxers, Shoes.

Next
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Peej, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

My phone is the one thing I would be very upset about losing
Alt: Neither, yuck. I'll just have the bread.

Alt Alt: Grey knitted mini-dress, black tights, black stiletto ankle boots.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Probably my phone
although I own a ridiculous number of musical instruments that I don't play which are arguably toys.
Chicken probably.
I'm wearing the same thing I wear every day Pinky, tshirt and jeans. I'm so glad I can be scruffy at work.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

If he's Pinky, who's The Brain?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

as it is usually the Brain who says that sort of thing
I'd hazard that berk is the Brain
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Ruiner.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I have a thing for dimmer switches.
Having had one installed in the kitchen I have an urge to get them in all the rooms.

I think at my age, they can work wonders.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

i have them in every room
they were there when i bought the flat. they buzz if i dim the lights though, it's v irritating. but it does look good, esp with the fire and candles lit too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

They can add a lovely ambiance to the room.
Even better than lamps dotted about the place.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You take that back!
Lampers is great to have about the place.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

-preens-

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Dim dimmer
Who gat de keys to mi bimmer?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Who am I?
De gyal dem sugar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Sorry.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

OK, here's me being all "look at me!"
I have this 'ere website (oh wait, I took it down) and it doesn't show my work very well. I need to add more pictures, more projects and somehow a 1500 word short story

Some of you guys are web design people, right? Anyone got any advice?(other than learn to take photos better)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Erm yes, it doesn't have your email address on it but it does have your real name in the address.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

ah fuck it, I'll just edit the post in half an hour or so

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Looks alright to be honest, just needs more content and info up there I think.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

yeah
but the design is crap, it's from a free site as I don't know how to do anything but cack handed html. I reckon if I had an idea what it should look like I could try and teach myself to something proper

also, putting a 1500 word story on there seems to be a nightmare. Looks shit however I do it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's Flash based so I can't see it on my iPhone

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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

that's the other problem
:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oddly enough, someone else showed me her Wix site and wanted me to make her a good one.
I was supprised at how popular that site is, it's shit, it's really really a shit system on so many levels.

You'd be better off making an album in Flickr and writing the thing in the description.

Or if there are no real deadlines, I can help =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

no deadlines
I just thought I might use half term to make a decent site. My brother reckons using Joomla. Then I can handle all the updating new content stuff, since I have a habit of not finishing projects, this should make me do so more often.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I prefer Wordpress to Joomla, but they're both good.
Wordpress is what coll3ctive is based on, it's sooooo easy to use, and www.wordpress.com will handle the hosting and all that too (although there are restrictions in there, but nothing major).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

his theory is that joomla is less time based
you know, less like a blog - that a fair assessment?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Either my Phone or my PC
Alt: Chicken is more likely to be better, but fish can be fantastic
Alt: Red shirt, black trousers, belt, black socks, shoes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Are you a member of a Thai pro-democracy group?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

My Casio keyboard from 1990
It has all preset tones and beats and sound effects, and I could wet myself laughing everytime I start messing round.
The Bluegrass setting has a 'fill' that sounds like a rattly fart.

Chicken.

A red 60s-style dress.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm waiting for the post man to bring my Kindle
It's a rainy day here and I've got some books lined up for it.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Burt.
Chicken.
Sisters of Mercy top & black jeans, brown lesbian shoes.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

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