Erm. There's my real one. And there's Monty.
I'm afraid you and Gonz are not old enough to be my daddy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good point.
_{I shall have to find a younger girl to lock in my basement and repeatedly rape for eighteen years.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And while all you two did was make a crap dad joke,
Monty has carried out paternal duties.

EDIT: Just saw your edit. I'm suitably disturbed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Yes, it also occurred to me as I was editing that my basement is also my kitchen
And would be rather difficult to lock. Still, if she's that young then I should just be able to put one of those child-gates at the top of the stairs...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Keep her in the wine fridge?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)