My lad's called Tigger and he looks like a little girl.
He has a tiny face and I sometimes call him Kitteny Spears.
He hides like Kato and ambushes me. He can turn violent in a flash, but we have nice snogs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I really hoped you were going to write
"OBVIOUSLY I'D SAVE MY FIANCE OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE ENGAGED"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I was saving that for when someone replied, but you've ruined it now.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I like ruining things
GLESS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*sax solo*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Are you in The Zutons?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Nope, I'm this fella:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0JLH7M4Dg4
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Bob Holness?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I was going to say that
but thought better of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Nope, Raphael Ravenscroft

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)