I'd go for Indian Noel.
Probably wouldn't bother with a starter, but I'd have some poppadoms and a full compliment of pickles.

Mains, depends on the takeout and how interesting their menu is, but assuming it's from a 'bog standard' place, chicken tikka madras, with special fried rice and a keema nan.

No desert.

I'd enjoy that with cider a plenty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I only like curry occasionally, I have to make myself want one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I cook huge batches of different stuff occasionally and freeze them.
This week I've had lentil curry, lamb balti, and sweet potato, chickpea and spinach curry out of my freezer, and spiced chicken and a great kidney-bean thing cooked for four hours thanks to some guys at work.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I don't even know if there are any Indian Noels.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

"Welcome to deal or no deal, all boxes £2.99"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Clearly you don't bank with HSBC
India has lots of people called Noel. Dave and Tony are other names popular in India.

I always ask them to call me Mohammed when I speak to them, if they can lie about their name, then it's only fair that I get to lie about mine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:53, Reply)

They're trying to tell you how they spell it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)