Lots of small things
but mainly the fact that I badly need a laptop which my dad promised me, but hasn't delivered on. I feel bad because I know money is tight with them having to run two homes, but I properly need it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't let Bobby's penis enrage you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I wouldn't let Bobby's penis
within a thousand feet of me.*

*Sorry Bobby
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That is quite a specific restraining order you've got in place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

It's OK, he's not even seen it himself since he was 12*





*stone
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He's not missing out on anything
I'm a fat mess currently. A fat mess with standards.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Internet lies. Apart from the standards bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

so if I come to a bash I have to leave my penis at home?
never mind Darth can just stay in and sew sequins on his shirts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

You could ask Barry to nick one for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I doubt he'd be so obliging
right now I feel like stealing one myself. If I don't get one soon I can't write my thesis
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)