Art fan?
This is my old friend's stuff:
www.dotmasters.co.uk

He painted my flat. Ironically not very well. He's even more of a know-all penis than I am but some of his stuff is (irritatingly) brilliant. It's worth going through a few pages of it* as there are some very different things to see.

*you may disagree
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:39, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

take the mushrooms man!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I've got some DMT down the back of my records.
That might be better, 1,000,000 times stronger but all over in ten minutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

We had some ace mushrooms the other weekend down here, really mellow, smirky, high.
Why don't you try a handful of mushrooms (or three) and see how you get on before hitting the dmt eh?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Not bad, if a bit self consciously trendy
now can someone explain why my hands are shaking so badly after coming back from the gym? This is quite fucked up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

circulation ok? could just be muscles having a little spasm, have a shower/bath and chill out I reckon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

It's slowed a bit now
after I ate some toast. Still a bit wobbly.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

sugary drink?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

got some lunch, now
I'll see how it goes. Might even be my thyroid, again. Hope not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No, she went of her own accord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Just looking through some previous threads
and 'Quadrophenia boring'? You really are taking this 'Turdd' thing a bit far, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It has no relevance for me, so is a bit dull. I can see why you old folks might like it though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah, like that 'Mozart' cunt, right?
I wasn't alive when he was, no relevance for me.

Just when I think you've posted the most retarded thing you ever will, you surprise me yet again.

You've no interest in rock music, right? You've never been a part of British youth culture? Or a teenager?

OK then fair enough, you're right: no relevance. You cock-end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

To be fair, it's a fucking dull film.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Don't you start.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

BONZO!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You can shove your photocopier up your arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Doesn't matter. I went to court. With the Ace.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Bell boy end
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Err, Monty.
I can always get you a job on the bins, I heard you're good at going up and down in back allyways.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I was a 'raver' in the late 80s/early 90s
so the 'living for the weekend' ethos really struck a chord with me. That and the crushing realisation that membership of a 'youth culture' movement that seemed like 'your' way of life for ever was actually not enough...I don't know, I really felt that the film was poignant to me personally, but even just as a snapshot of teenage angst I think it's great. Some of The Who's shittest music though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

It's a top film.
I enjoyed my share of free parties and 'organised' raves like Dreamscape, HelterSkelter and Universe back in the day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I went to the first Universe.
Fucking brilliant it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

My walls used to be covered in flyers from 'back in the day'
I always liked the fact they felt obliged to advertised the power of the sounds, in amongst the list of DJs playing, they'd thrown in '40k system' or something else, despite the fact wherever you went, it sounded exactly the same.

I recall seeing SL2 doing a live PA at one rave.

EDIT: www.oldskool.org.uk/index.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I saw them doing 'On a Ragga Tip'
the day they'd finished it, at the Brunel Rooms in Swindon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ahh, the Brunel Rooms.
The place with the revolving bar.

I was 'accidentally' given a micro-dot at the Brunel Rooms. That in itself was no huge issue as I was no stranger to them back then. The problem was, it was me driving.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

That bar nearly made me vomit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I was being force fed orange juice in an attempt to bring me down from the Micro Dot.
That never happened.

We ended up walking the streets for a couple of hours before getting the first train back to Bristol, there was no way I want going to play on the M4 in the state I was in, I picked up the car 24 hours later.

I'm trying to think of the name of a regular club night we used to go to in Bristol, it was at the now defunct Pappions nightclub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I never went out in Brizzle
but went to several of Easygroove's free parties in the area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

We travelled all over the south west to gurn like mongs in fields and factories.
I'm surprised you never went to Lakota in Bristol, the club used to be great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Those days were so great I could fucking cry.
Poor old 'kids of today', they have nothing like it. We had our own '60s' then. The optimism and enthusiasm in the air...no wonder I'm so fucking pissed off and bored with the present day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Just looking at
www.fantazia.org.uk/flyerlibrary/raveflyers.htm

I see you can get old flyers transferred to canvas prints, I'll bet they sell by the truck load.

3 blind mice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

'2 bad mice' you mean.
I have the 12".

In more ways than one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Maybe it was.
This wasn't a period of life when I was at my sharpest!

Weekends were spent with disco biscuits (when they were a proper meal!) and heavily cut pink-champage amphet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDYU3csKkeQ&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I haven't heard this is years.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I got into raving when Mitsubishis were at their peak.
I have never had pills as good as those since then.

And although it was the era of Paul Van Dyk, Oakenfold and Gatecrasher, I steered well clear of trance. I actually detest it even more when off my tits. Music for plebs, nonces and idiots.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You missed the good days then, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I am only 31.
When you were raving I was a kid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I seem to remember
Rhubarb and Custards and Doves were quite popular when I was going to such places.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Just reading this thread
sort of makes me want to go to a proper rave
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

it can he arranged.
Monty and I both DJ. Just need a venue and Soundsystem.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Never had such a good time before or since.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Those days are gone Monty.
It was the people as much as a music. Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I am also bitterly sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I think you should recreate it
it could be like the last days of the Roman Empire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

are you implying that Monty is a 'fiddler'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

ahem 'Last Days'
you're thinking of Rome burning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Nero Fiddles whilst Gordon Burns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I try to at least once a week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

and those red and black capsules...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I used to go to Ibiza in the early 90 with friends for holidays
This is back before it went mental over there, the prices were cheap, the music great and there were hardly any 'superclubs' it was very much a case of good DJs in nice bars.

And, of course, watching the sun come over over Cafe Del Mar with a joint.

Last time I went to Ibiza, it was full of wankers in Ted Baker shirts and proper shoes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

It's all gone bent Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

utterly bent?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Too many people trying to make too much money from it.
That was the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

and Quadrophonia, funnily enough.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0inxbg1EQM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh, 40k, I liked that, the space marines were my favorite, never liked the orks. Trianyids didn't have enough projectiles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

you are an angry man!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

And Arsenal went 1-0 down.
What was you thinking when that went in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I was thinking, for fucks sake Jeff.
God it's tense.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

you are a batty man!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

you are ali G aicmfp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You cannot work your 'caps lock'
AIC you are a chutney ferret.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I have a spliff in one hand.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

You have a small white thing
with an angry red end that stinks in your hand, but it's not a spliff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

How can I be holding your penis if I'm not in London?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1098742#answers-post-1098823
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Is this time travel?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

you are a grizzled old dog and no mistake.
A cross between Fritzl, Sugar, Fish and Clarkson.

Have I ever mentioned that my favourite serial killer is Ted Bundy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

SUGAR? Fuck off son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

For the grizzle factor.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f23cSa91frA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I have that very mixer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)

It's rather 'London' I agree, and somewhat overly political
but he's got Da $kill$.

Your hands are shaking because either

a) you are an alcoholic or
b) exercise is bad for you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Very London
little of a little of b
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

aight Monts?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Aye lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Thursday just gone was the most pant-wettingly amusing day on OT I have ever had

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It was a good one indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Darth you utter bender and all that.
I only got to join in as I was off work with a horrible cold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It's not all my cup of tea, but I really like this.
dotmasters.co.uk/2011/01/20/capture-at-last/ and www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHmOBYMfEo&feature=player_embedded
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

This is funny and NSFW
dotmasters.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/cimg1133.jpg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I went to see this at an exhibition, it's excellent:
dotmasters.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/good1_sm.jpg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I really like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

alright Monty?
Afraid I'm no judge of art
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

*shrugs* been worse
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

okay thanks
Bit angry but mostly lethargic. Done anything interesting?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Woah, it's maaagic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

You know
never believe it's not so
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

what has enraged you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Lots of small things
but mainly the fact that I badly need a laptop which my dad promised me, but hasn't delivered on. I feel bad because I know money is tight with them having to run two homes, but I properly need it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Don't let Bobby's penis enrage you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I wouldn't let Bobby's penis
within a thousand feet of me.*

*Sorry Bobby
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That is quite a specific restraining order you've got in place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

It's OK, he's not even seen it himself since he was 12*





*stone
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He's not missing out on anything
I'm a fat mess currently. A fat mess with standards.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Internet lies. Apart from the standards bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

so if I come to a bash I have to leave my penis at home?
never mind Darth can just stay in and sew sequins on his shirts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

You could ask Barry to nick one for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I doubt he'd be so obliging
right now I feel like stealing one myself. If I don't get one soon I can't write my thesis
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

that's fucking shit,
not that I've looked at it.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)